This is a post bought to you by someone who has been friendzoned numerous times, at football matches. He wishes he had that girl to nestle into his bosom during a dull and cold 0v0 vesus Cardiff, he wishes he had a girl that would say "Rich Lampard" at which they would both giggle at, he longs for that Women that admire Shane Longs robust good looks and massive appendage and he wishes he had the token dyke in the sash shirts screaming at the ref for that poor decision.
I promise you, if you keep swiping right, you'll get that match and who knows, you one day might be holding hands with her and getting told off for shouting "Oi Mark, switch the tactics you daft **** cannon"
Don't give up, keep fighting that fight. #friendzone #mess