my eldest 2 (5 and 8 at the time, just before the start of the season) in their shirts. 5/6 and 7/8 sizes. Both of them short to middle in height in their years.
Going into this with no form against a club who are desperate for a win (more than us, we just look lazy and confused). Villa will go at our back line from the off and if they have done their home work they will work the ball through the middle of our pack and target Fonte, Yoshida or Caulker. VVD will try but he can't do it all by himself and him being sucked out by a runner will expose us. 2-1 Villa IMHO. Not knee jerk, based on the last handful of games.
What an odd reaction. No one is "upset" by the idea, and in pretty sure no one at all is rejecting it on xenophobic grounds.
Still, if it lets you sound off and feel smug, crack on wee man.