Pancake

My kids sing "Walk the line" for him when it plays in the car.

Remind me not to play Jenga with you JBS!

TRANSFERS IN June 14: Ayoze Perez - Tenerife (undisclosed) June 14: Jack Colback - Sunderland (free) July 14: Siem de Jong - Ajax (undisclosed) July 14: Remy Cabella - Montpellier (undisclosed) July 14: Emmanuel Rivière - Monaco (undisclosed) July 14: Daryl Janmaat - Feyenoord (undisclosed) August 14: Facundo Ferreyra - Shakhtar Donetsk (season-long loan) August 14: Karl Darlow - Nottingham Forest (undisclosed) August 14: Jamaal Lascelles - Nottingham Forest (undisclosed) TRANSFERS OUT May 14: Dan Gosling - AFC Bournemouth (free) May 14: Conor Newton - Rotherham United (free) May 14: Jonathan Mitchell - Derby County (free) May 14: Shola Ameobi - released May 14: Michael Richardson - released May 14: Steven Logan - released May 14: Brandon Miele - released June 14: James Tavernier - Wigan Athletic (undisclosed) June 14: Romain Amalfitano - Dijon (undisclosed) July 14: Mathieu Debuchy - Arsenal (undisclosed) July 14 - Sylvain Marveaux - Guingamp (season-long loan) August 14: Adam Campbell - Fleetwood Town (one-month loan) August 14: Karl Darlow - Nottingham Forest (season-long loan) August 14: Jamaal Lascelles - Nottingham Forest (season-long loan) September 14: Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa - AS Roma (season-long loan) September 14: Hatem Ben Arfa - Hull City (season-long loan)

Errr, didnt Pardew leave us just after winning our first trophy in 30 odd years? The above makes it sound like he got us to the bottom of L1 and legged it.

Tell you what, these new Dutch posters are on as good form as our new Dutch manager.

Surely if Citeh win we slip down the table though?

They've certainly dropped a Boruc today.

Are we all invited to the wedding?

This is like an odd mix up of Blind Date, Long Lost Family and Guess Who.

I said it at the time and I'll say again now, that penalty incident at the opening game of the WC in front of the world did something to his mind.

Jesus Christ, is the job of copy checking completely lost?

A loss would not be a disaster bearing in mind their start to the season and we are away. Draw would be nice, keep the unbeaten run going. Win is unlikely but possible if we kick on from this week. Head loss, heart win, so a draw then.

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Serious question, did you actually laugh out loud at this? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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*hic*

Just popped out to cheers him on in London on Upper Thames. Looks in fine form, going well and still smiling. Top bloke.

Ooh, the blonde bit of stuff that player Pepper in neighbours? Yum yum.

Leave my kids alone you dirty fecker!

John Coltrane - Giant Steps

Ditto, I'm assuming he is going through London and the Thames path.

I'm right? Blimey, first time for everything eh?

Donated already. Amazing thing he is doing. Going to go and give him a cheer in London.

Boruc, when he signed, was a free agent and came in after we submitted the squad. I believe as long as we have space on there, we can fill it with free agents (if we want)

Why are Swansea dealing in chickens?