Pancake

Call me Mr Kneejerk but I'm so ducking fed up with this blip.

The BBC Wales taters are killing me. They sound so thick.

What the **** was the "Nolan signs" thread about, which has since been deleted?

Highschool Musical.

A&E?

and informed them the winger is not for sale before the close of the transfer window So, we can have him on loan later then? Cheers Neil!

Yeah, but who's got the balls to start a new thread about it...

Sky breaking news about Lallana: [/url] www.skynews.com/sport/news_id_432234234hhahHHfH_hbs_31012012

Love the current Twitter rumour about Heskey and Saints...

The PPs go to whoever/whichever entity holds the "golden share" at that time, so in that case I guess its Hacker/AA...

Someone on here on one of the myriad of transfer threads... Think they heard it from someone at Bouremouth.

Heard he was off to Bompey

Or bald?

Sibbers?

Who is Hellip?

Whats the context, as to me this sounds like he could arrange a hit.

Of course, if 'he' isnt getting any after a row with the good lady and 'he' is angered, then a good "pop" into a bottle of her shampoo does wonders for the soul.

Striker has hard time at club, derided by fans, leaves club, scores against said cub with new club, goes wild in celebration. Nowt wrong there.

Neighbours panties, liberated from washing lines.

11.50 +- 10 mins

(checks watch) (re-checks watch) Huh?

****ing hell, people getting the tube or overground from Waterloo to London Bridge? No wonder this country is full of fat ****s. Walk it you lazy bastards, it's only about 10 mins and you pass plenty of pubs and cafes if you need to fill your lardy guts.

The farmers? Cut your nails.

So Hills was is "banker" at HSBC UK, not his accountant.