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Course it's real, everyone knows that the Oirish letterhead is the Guinness harp logo.

4-1 - Lambert (3) n e other (1).

represents all that is wrong with modern society. Any product that has the words 'potato content' followed by a number less than 100%* is NOT mashed potato. *Obvioulsy real mash requires a big knob of real butter and a sploosh of full cream milk, but you know what i mean.

I am selling my Tom Tom Navigator 6 GPS Receiver: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140360063700 Product detail here: http://www.tomtom.com/products/product.php?ID=276&Lid=1&Category=14 The software is on the Mini SD Card (included) which simply installs directly onto your phone/PDA.Register the product code to your device receive an activation code direct from the TomTom site, it is very straightforward. The little GPS receiver connects using bluetooth and away you go. Original authentic product with all original contents apart from the wall charger. Starting bid only £9.99 - ends Sunday 22nd November. Very easy to use with a compatible touch-screen phone and small enough to carry in your pocket when not in use or when using the 'on foot' mode. Good selection of in-car phone charger plugs too.

My pleasure, make sure the mash is real mash though. That powdered stuff is poisonous.

We are the new Brazil. We should start singing that. Brazil ,,it's just like watching Brazil. Brazil ...it's just like watching Brazil

I just this minute finished my dinner that has been sat in the microwave since midday last Sunday. I wasn't that hungry and it was left out for me to eat 'later'. Bless you mrs h, I do love you so much. I had a sandwich for dinner after mrs h had gone to bed as she was very tired after a heavy night taking care of mr h's needs. She'd just got back from a few days break (from me) and had had a long day. It was put in the fridge for 'later', wouldn't want to waste food would you. Last night was a quick 'smash and grab' as I was rushing to the football and I ate 2 slices of honey roast ham wrapped around a dollop of coleslaw. Earlier in the day I had been so busy at work that my lunch consisted of a Kingsize Mars Bar and a Kingsize Snickers Bar (a marathon eating experince). After footie I had a tin of ASDA's chunky chicken soup. What I want to know is? Is a Chicken Sunday Roast the best meal ever? Nothing compares imho.

Just wandering what it felt like and is it one of those things that you never ever forget? I got a 'hole in two' at Paultons last weekend and it felt pretty good. It was also the first time I have ever done it in 50! Not brilliant I know especially bearing in mind that we have St Will as our very own SWF representative on the pro circuit. Hope all's going well Will, where are you next playing? Good luck mate, dtsrt to enjoy your golf again, we aree all rooting for you. My 9 holes the other day are what will make me go back for more. Golf truly is a fantastic pastime. What is YOUR best golfing experience?

Tada

JPT? Bloonin' JCL's!

You do know who I am don't you? I am a product of the dudaiphil university of football and how it should be played my friend. What was the final score? ;)

I think he needs to learn from tonight game how to kick the ball into spaces. Most of our decent moves were made by the outfield players. Kelvin adds to that with his clever kicks. bart seemd happy to have it in his hands. Kick it out a bit quicker Bartman.

I thought he looked a wee bit nervous tonight. Probably in awe of the giants stood before him

Absolutely spot on. I know that we all consider his actions abroad to be pretty high up on the Sick scale, but he is now a mentally ill man. He is not a dog to be taken to the vets and given a lethal injection. The death penalty is tantamount to thowing a sick animal to the a drooling pack of wolves. Crazy World, crazy people.

I am going to use that in my act if you don't mind.

Or change the wallpaper to BadgerBadger's avatar. Set his home page to this thread. Register him as a member of this forum and we can all send him some PM's to read.

I wouldn't give you tuppence for that, that makes the owner look silly. Nor the Ferrari either. There's a sexy yellow Saab driving around the country roda os Hampshire with a reg that anyone could would be proud to put on their car. I do of couse refer to the numbers and letter that form the reg plate HAM 57ER. Dear Santa, ...

That might be a Margate fan then, declaring his teams nickname with the East Kent footballing community. Come on The Town. pride of Kent.

Perhaps a Pompey fan near you perhaps? Like afish out of water so far inland. That's Chelsea teritory isn't it?

There plaiying Salisbury soon too. I bet they are good to watch live. Great band, great musicians. Another of Britains musical greats.

I would fight any man to defend Alison Moyet's honour. Britain's first lady of jazz, soul, schmooze evn new wave and electro. She has done it all. Alison Moyet, two words: Only You

On Solent AP said that January is THE crucial month, I quote "come January this squad.......faces it's tough test". He was even talking positively about the FA Cup. He said that he views this competition as his biggest priority. COYR's. Good bunch of Charlton fans too. Fair play to them, best behaved visitors this season. They've been through so much **** in recent years those that followed their team tonight are just like us, 'football supporters'. Wish I could say the same for those two idiots at the front of Block 4 tonight that were acting like complete thugs. Threatening little nippers. Cowards. I tell you what if you are reading this. If you behave like that whilst sat in front of me ever again, I will tell you to your face to sit down and shut up. Why the **** would a Saints fan want to call another Saints fan a '****' and threaten to 'break your ****ing arms'? Maybe you were visiting Block 4 for the first time. Perhaps you normally sit in an area safe within your little 'gang'. Maybe someone should have told you that the front ten rows of Block 4 is where the visually impaired Saints fans sit. It has a direct loop radio syatem and any Saints supporter in that area can get a free lend of a single channel raio and a pair of headphones. My friend is partially sighted, he is as good as blind. Great mate of mine, probably the funniest person I know. Understandably, he (as do probabky all the blind people in them seats) genuinely were scared tonight when you were jumping acroos the seats to threaten that yound lad tonight. Could you not sense that the people around you froze at that moment that you screamd at the top of your voice "Oi ****". I don't often use swear words to describe people, but in your case I am willing to make an exception. You 'mate' are a little ****ing ******. You owe my friend an apology. If you know these two lads, please tell them from me on behalf of all decent Saints fans to stay away from Block 4. Thank you for laying on the entertainment tonight. Have you considered a career at Jongleurs? Oh!!!

Just the thread title deserves 5 stars. ***** Stars from the hamster roo. Second best post of the season, minus anything that has the words 'Markus' and 'Liebherr' in it. Our saviour (and all his little Saints) of this fantastic club.

Some info for the statos on the forum here: http://www.johnstonespainttrophy.com/documents/5/original/jpt-200910-bulletin.pdf Scroll down to Page 6 for the Saints and Charlton stats. Needs updating with last night's results but maybe worth subscribing to for the future editions

Pards says it is a 'moral issue' 'honour and respect to the opposition' 'far too many young players diving and cutting corners'. How long is his contract? extend it now I say. This club just gets better and better by the day, some day in the future there will be a new association football rule book and it wil be called 'Markus Liebherr's Rulebook.