Thank god i'm not trying then - he WILL be expecting a real poster, and he won't get one. He'll be disappointed.
I've had exactly the same thing when I was asked to get a poster from the daily echo for a young Saints fan down here. It was a fixture list and he was expecting it to be quite well done. It turned out to be a sh*tty piece of a4 print screened from the official site. Being so young, he was quite disappointed about it.