Saint_clark

Getting calls from an 02202 now, they don't even say anything if I pick up. It connects and then there's silence for around 5 seconds before they hang up.

Crying with laughter throughout the entire video. Priceless.

One of the most ridiculous decisions i've ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

Worth watching just to see Pards flirting with the female journo in the stripey top.

How nice to actually be able to debate why players should be player of the season, rather than just having one run away winner.

Barnard runs himself into the ground. An injection of pace on 70 minutes is so often asked for by the fans, and that is what Pardew often does when he subs Barnard for Waigo.

Got to be Lambert. Not just for the goals, but his all round game has been top drawer. Think he's got 21 assists as well this season - that's around 55 goals this season down to him.

Clegg has seemed the more composed of the three to be honest. How much make up does Brown have on? Looks absurd.

Mary was quite fit.

Weymouth.

Who?

16? She was fair game.

LOL.

Staggering how well kept it is really. Even the goalmouths look brand new.

Sh*tting hell.

Dune should be a mod for the general election forum only, for sh*ts and giggles.

Even if they categorically state that, no matter what happens, they will still be here next season?

I can only assume he wasn't actually watching, because there was a lot more short passes than we had seen previously.

No-one is assuming so far, but certain people on here have a history of ignoring the facts when it suits them.

Wotton is not the "tough tackling, no nonsense hard b*stard" everyone assumes he is. People just walk past him with ease - watch the JPT final for a number of examples.

And only a miserable c*ck would ignore it and assume Lambert wants to leave anyway.

I'm not sure we missed him as much as we have previously. Just look at the shot stats. Oldham threw abso-f*cking-lutely everything in front of the ball.

So that we don't get a thread in a couple of days entitled "sweepstake on when Lambert will request a transfer" or some such.

It goes back to the Burley days when Alpine and Delldays launched personal tirades against him at every turn.

Who?