Saint_clark

I asked it "Which manager should Southampton FC hire to replace Russell Martin that is realistic and would give them the best chance of avoiding relegation from the Premier League this season?". It came up with this;

Honestly getting ChatGPT to pick our team and tactics can't do much worse.

Honestly I don't know enough about his preferred style of play to have an opinion, but he led the under 21s to a European trophy so there is something about him. Don't think he was right for the senior mens job but doesn't mean he couldn't do something with us.

When away fans can't even get themselves up for it that's a sure sign that changes are needed for me.

Agreed, but it is still slightly different. I wouldn't be happy with him anyway for the reasons in my second paragraph.

Potters style is similar but with more attacking intent. He's certainly been more successful. I don't think he'd make enough of a change for us to turn anything around though. What we need is someone to drastically shake it up and get the players out of their comfort zone, doing something totally different that at bare minimum will take teams by surprise when they play us compared to what we've done so far.

I do worry that SR are committed to keeping him for the "5 year project" regardless of how embarrassing this season is. It's been said before that the aim is to be in the Prem at the end of said 5 years and going up/down in the interim doesn't change that. Bloody hope not.

"We dominated the ball, we limited them to 8 shots on target" I hope I never find myself within arms reach of this prick.

A decent manager could get better performances out of the squad we have right now. We aren't going to be flying up the table, but we could at least be putting up a fight. As it stands we have 4 fucking points after 11 games.

For the love of god just offer Moyes a contract to the end of the season with a huge bonus if he keeps us up.

1971 just called and it wants it's Rod Stewart song title back.

Into a Liverpool transfer target.

I think the reasoning behind it is if a goal is scored and something gets thrown or someone falls over onto the medical staff/patient.

Yep. When Onuachu has played nearly 200 premier league games then we can compare.

It's like the people who dismiss Chris Wood. Now 2nd top scorer with 8 goals already.

Exactly.

Yeah. None of our usual play resulted in a goal. A departure from that to quick direct passing on the counter attack did. By the way, if you enjoy the way he wants us to play as you mentioned before you must have hated the goal we scored. So I also feel sorry for you 🤷🏼‍♂️

Today feels in spite of him. The goal we scored was the antithesis of how he wants to play.

Quick forward passing, get down the wings, dangerous ball into the box for a late run to the edge and we score. Should have slowed it down and passed it more of course but oh well.

I have to witness the death for myself or I can't accept it.

Stream died, anyone got a decent one?

I'm feeling suicidal, got my rope ready, any streams?

If only we'd rested him midweek.

Fucking Stephens. Fucking manning. Fucking Armstrong. We're about to lose 4-0 to Sean Dyches Everton. Record lowest points total incoming.

I just don't see how you could enjoy it. It's slow, negative, leaky as we've ever been defensively.