Golden Balls

What's all this stuff about the "Football Association Premier League"? I thought they didn't want to be in the PL? They prefer "real football". Overall though, a 2k profit is a profit and I'm sure there was no creative accountancy at all. No sir. None.

And Zaha at Palace

This!!!

£58 reduction for me which is good. Disappointed the club have only frozen the price for others though. The only reason mine has gone down is because they were forced to reduce the away fans tickets. A gesture to charge me the same for me I suppose. All things considered I think overall the club has missed the opportunity to put fans first and some really good PR by not reducing all tickets. £570 is still a rip off IMO. But I'm a mug and I'll pay it.

That gave us the winning mentality and big match practise for the 2 promotions that followed. Seeing that many Saints fans in one place was amazing. I'm so glad Markus was there to see it. A great weekend and memories that will live with me forever.

I felt bad for thinking the same.

To be fair, they'll make the play offs. Which is strange as only a couple of week ago they were planning on winning League 2 next year.

Have they upgraded the health and safety so the camera doesn't have to be a pitch level again?

I think I've only ever seen him smile after 1 goal. Against Stoke at home last season. Some players are like that. Anelka was the same. When the whistle went I think he was just stood in disbelief at what just happened.

As much as I'd like to believe it - I just can't see it.

Saw this on a bus shelter literally a spitting distance from Fratton Park. Made me smile.

Can see The Ox going to Liverpool. If not, he'd be a perfect fit for us.

I see their fans are suggesting Brighton, Palace or Reading. The fans of those clubs must be quaking in their boots at the thought of such a huge club (in division 4) embarrassing them. Imagine the humiliation! Oh the humanity!

They have a poll about what to do to the ground. http://renderer.qmerce.com/interaction/56e7f22e703e265d183bba1e Let's vote Also, seems one of them sort of gets it

I'm told they missed the first couple of goals (I made it 1-0) but if you'd like to send over my screamer in the 2nd half (and it was with my left), I'd be eternally grateful.

According to the Snooze they have discussed 3 options about the ground. Do nothing Knock it down and start again Relocate They seem to suggest they have a moral obligation to remain where they are as they are a community club and businesses in the area rely on them. Plus, there's nowhere available. Do nothing is probably what they are hoping the fans agree to as, well, it's the cheapest. Then there is redevelopment. They say they can fit a 30k seater stadium on the current site. Quite why they would need that size stadium is anyone's guess. They regularly didn't sell out in the PL. I will spare you all the link to the article. The one sentence paragraphs are nauseating.

Overhead kick is a generous way to describe falling backwards Not a patch on my two screamers (into open goals). There's apparently a DVD about somewhere from that game. (I can't put a post something on here completely non nutjob related, so...skates! They're a bit s*** 'n that ain't they)

That was about 11-12 years ago! I barely recognise my only family if I haven't seen them for a few weeks. Anyway, here's a video of the absolute bestest fans in the world leaving early again. And the local rag making villains of them.

https://www.wow247.co.uk/2016/03/14/words-phrases-portsmouth/ Apparently you only hear these words in Pompey. I work here and just asked a few locals. Apparently they consider 'Mush' a "scummer word" though. And obviously they don't use Skate anymore. Some I've never heard in the 5-6 years I've been here and some I've heard in every town and city I've ever been to.

The bestest at it yet again. Keep banning them and there won't be many left. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/pompey-condemn-fans-tarnishing-club-s-image-after-arrests-in-city-1-7273734

Potential player of the season. Currently my favourite player and has been a while.

Guessing this is you lot

The amount of times I've slipped between seats and fallen over seats in the current set up, I'd say it's very unsafe at the moment.

A step in the right direction. A long way to go though.

Modern standing or "safe standing" is nothing like the old terraces. Can't see it happening for a while yet though, unfortunately. Too many Liverpool fans won't allow it.