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Weird, must be a ghost in the machine. Or was that from FB? Oh yeah I was trying to paste a Jungle Book clip. The FB (Actual worth a lol) Idol link was because for some obscure reason Mariah (Daaaaaarling) Carey was as p1ssed as a Newt on the show tonight. We had a big time rofl's about it here Idol's actually got some proper talent on it this year. Some of the girls can sing good as well I reckon Angie could have won it, but she just always looked like she needed a night in with Bearsy & his 50 shades book. IF she knew what old fashioned dirty sex was she wouldn't look such a Cheerleader lemon on stage. Shame, she almost has 10% as much talent as But think she may get kicked out after tonight's mess Candice & Amber? Aretha & Whitney 2013 versions

Has to be said I miss him

Whoa. You lot are totally FIRED! How come none of you ever mentioned Constantine? 1) Me & FMDP totally don't like horror movies OK. 2) Apart from Gregory Peck in the original Omen I equally hate those weird nasty Demon type movies But tonight we both just sat and watched a "Horror/Thriller/Demon/Exorcism" movie from 2005 on the Sat box. And it was cracking. Constantine - Keanu Reeves Rachel Weiss. Film seemed to start as if it was in the middle of a 12 part TV series and we'd missed the first 8 episodes. So I guess that would be why some may not like it. Took a while to work out wtf was going on (Thank fook for the 2 line explanation on the TV guide) Film starts in a Mexican desert with some poor scavenger dude finding some sort of dagger and walking in front of a truck. Which gets split in half and Dude walks away.. Switches to LA and some kid walking on the ceiling with a Priest type Dude running out the room saying I found one for you... So here we say oh no it's one of those movies. BUT the thing is K kinda of rises above the norm (maybe the Neo persona shines through) and it sort of made us think hang on this is Matrix 4 without the submarines. So the story is - nah no spoilers. Within 30 mins of the film, we'd kind of caught up the previous 8 episodes, by an hour we were absorbed, by the end - wow cracking film, how come that stayed off our radar. I suppose true Slasher movie freaks would find it tame, Demon freaks would find it meh, but apart from K replaying Neo (with Lung Cancer as a sideline) we really enjoyed it. a decent Weekend Watch with a couple of beers 7/10 So Keanu in full Matrix acting stylee is this kind of Comic Book Super Exorcist

Don't understand how Derek Clapton & his Pizza haven't got a mention for Layla.

Back in the day when Liverpool were successful, their new signings were sent to th Reserves for up to a Season to learn to play "The Liverpool Way". was very rare anyone went "straight" into the team. Maybe it will work.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2300181/Davide-Astori-Italy-10m-summer-transfer-target-Southampton.html

Chinny will run home with his tail between his legs and millions lost IF he loses the Court case and won't appeal at all, no sireee. The PDT will run the club in the name of the fans. The Property Developers have the clubs best interests at heart. I will have a 4 some with Katie Price, Megan Fox & Lucy Pinder on my Stag Weekend and Hello Magazine will pay me $1,000,000 for my story and pictures of the event. Tbh I think I have more chance of the last one happening than any of the others

3 days to go. Until GoT Season 3 The ads look awesome

Hmmm apart from missing Chic & Nile Rogers (legends) and the Stones (but would they be as good as the last time? I'm almost glad we didn't get tickets.

So in the space of a few days, we've gone from Rio not wanting to play in the England team, to the England team not wanting to play in Rio.. Retweeted by SaintsFC FanZone

Seat 47G in the front bit saves 30 mins getting on and off, only one person next to you IF it is chocka AND the lunch gets to you quicker. Any further forward you can be too close to the brats the VERY front by the stairs is a nightmare as people keep standing on your feet while queuing for the bogs or getting away from the fat git next to them. Eric was on stopover patrol this past weekend for another tsw'er passing through. Always welcome if you want to stop over for some beers.

Gerrard should have scored 3 in the last 5 mins, they faded very badly AFTER the change. Should have tweaked it earlier ROy, you'd have got the 3 points mate

Right Woy needed to change things 10 mins into the second half. He didn't No response to their changes and being overrun. Johnson lucky nobody saw him raise his hands to the attacker b4 the corner

oooh One of those taters who says GOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Harumph Now yo soi habla el futbol en espanol FFS dodgy streams

SRL would have made it to that header

Murphy's law that then

time to play find a working stream I suppose edit: although having just seen that team I ask myself why bother

Bloody hell. You were sitting in the row behind me. My best moment on that was flying to Munich day time flight the git in front would not put his seat up when the Stewardess asked nicely when serving the meals. His tray got cleared he instantly rammed his seat back. My (probably 4th) small bottle of Red Wine simply flew up in the air and rotated perfectly onto his head and then into his lap. Oh how he went all stand up red in face and angry. Everyone else just laughed including the stewardess who simply said oh well done, great shot Anyways nowadays there is a simple answer to solve that problem - fly the A380 - much more space in cattle class

Wow awesome work that. Now up on our Dubai Saints FB page & Twitter. It totally needs sharing around the planet! Great memories and it was funneh!

OK. Frequent Flyer Travel Tip #16,217. How to cope with and annoy a Fat Person sitting next to you on a Long Haul flight. 1) When you discover you are sitting next to a Fat Fook, smile charmingly at the Air Hostess (or in emergency, the Steward * see note later). Ask politely "Do you have any spare cushions?" 2) Take your cushion, place it on end between yourself and the armrest alongside said Fat fook. 3) Place your arm on said cushion. You have now surrendered the mentally all important "Armrest", however, your elbow will now be placed firmly into said Fat fook's midriff. Every movement with your arm - tuning TV channel, opening your free booze (I did say LONG haul) will result in you elbowing said Fat fook in the ribs. 4) When Fat fook turns to complain you say "Look I have already let you have the arm rest, and my elbow is firmly INSIDE the seat area that I have paid for. If you have a problem why don't YOU pay me 600 quid for my seat and I will go and stand at the back. 5) Three things now happen. i) They complain to the Air Hostess/Steward (that you have already charmed). They will be on your side and suggest to the Fat fook that next time THEY should book in Business Class. This makes the Fat fook more miserable than you for 8 hours ii) The Air Hostess/Steward apologise to you and move YOU to Business Class iii) The Fat fook goes and stands up for 8 hours annoying the crew/blocking the toilet area while you sit comfy and smug. *note Flying on Long Haul is the only time it is of a benefit or wise to "Smile Charmingly" at another Male. Doing it on any other occassion normally results in a right hook to the jaw OR being stalked (must be where Supermikey went wrong) When disembarking from the flight with a Fat fook, it is also a great idea to forget what the Cabin Crew say about being careful when opening an overhead locker. A couple of oh oh's and a oh no is a fine way to swing a 10Kg carry on bag onto said Fat fooker's head OR if there is room into their crotch. **note said process is also extremely effective in dealing with the other main problem of Long Haul in economy - the moron/bore/obnoxious git

Oh you'll get on great with Laura Davies, she necks Cider like it's going out of fashion. Oh no that was Turks fantasy. Now, see what happened to the Tiger? Only needed a couple of hours spent with me and woosh he's back at #1

Pretty sure we need a new LB. Because then Shaw can be moved forward which pushes AL onto the right side. Simples And all the snippets I've seen suggest that Targett could be the player. Who knows But Boruc is the must sign

I actually only have one beef about airplanes at the moment and that is the nonsensical APD that the Brits decided to put on the cost of flights. I'm all in favour of taxing flying, no problem with that BUT FFS if you are in a "Common Market" and you are "Competing" for business, then FFS make the tax the same as it is in each of your competitors. I used to fly back home while travelling to work or hols in Europe & always route through blighty on a stop over to see friends family and cricket/footie, but nowadays it costs me almost 200 quid in extra taxes to do that rather than connecting through Munich or Frankfurt. So instead of sitting next to p1ssed Glaswegians for 8 hours I get the joy of sitting next to German Tourists or Businessmen. Now THEY can take obnoxiousness to an almost mountainous level. And a lot of them are quite rotund as well

Tall people are already discriminated against. You should try sitting in a Ryan Air seat for two hours and being 6ft tall... In respect of the OP fatties are now being told to buy two seats on many airlines, especially in the US. The favourite ruse is "On Safety Grounds" ie they do not fit between the armrests.. It's one of those negative parts of an expats' life that Turks never gets to read about. 8+ hours flying home in economy with a drunk, loud, obese Jock/Scouser/Yank next to you.........