dubai_phil

Wow I think that making it all the way up to the honour of being on Turk's radar and to be termed a mug. Gosh, better than making into the Queens Birthday Honours list. Going to be a tough weekend in Chateau D_P this weekend, youngest (well the 24 year old) was brain washed by the ex & inlaws and is a Scouse fan. Main battle will be over the Language Selection button on our Satellite system. I'll want to change from Arabic to English, he'll be insisting on having the Scouse feed. Oh and just want to say, loved the road trip Saturday, but there WAS a moment of utter HORROR in the Gents loo. It was the kind of behaviour I would NEVER have imagined a Saints fan would partake in. In fact I was SO outraged I almost took a picture - I am sure Turks would have a category to cover it. What was so horrific? Some bloke using the (non Dyson Air Blade) hand dryer to dry - HIS SHOES. But, and here was the horror. He had a hole in his sock. Disgusting

Corrected it for you

90 minutes of entertainment in the pub with the Dubai Saints massive, taxi there and back, 5 pints of beer = 40 quid. Would rather be at the game for that cost

Think Turks needs to add a category for hats at games. I sported a very nice woollen thing with the tassle on the top and those long earpiece thingys. Kinda stuff the dumb not good at Skateboarding things that kids wear in movies. Thought it put in an exceptional performance at Norwich. Also now convinced that the argument about expanding SMS is insane and a total waste of effort. NC should be spending all his effort getting all the other PL clubs to expand their grounds so there is enough room for all the Saints fans who want to go on massive away days. As for the team, would have Ramirez in ahgead of AL every time. Simply on the basis that GR has shown SOME semblance of knowing what to do with a football when there is a chance of a shot at goal in the past couple of weeks.

Bloody great Away day. Had a fantastic trip Thanks to the lads for the laffs in the car. WTF was that weather about? LOVED the drive home in the snow - still managed to get back to Salisbury in time for a curry at The Asia Thanks to the Riverside - & a decent local Ale Christ it's been a long time since I was so cold & wet (ROFL at the guy drying his shoes in the Gents) Artur Boruc is God. Well played Ramirez, we looked more of a threat with him on the pitch Well played the team for playing football on a pudding of a pitch WTF were Norwich thinking giving out notices about us sitting down - lol & duh Delia - FFS ditch the wholemeal pastry to make your pies edible. First game in 20 years I have had a beer in the concourse at halftime. Not so difficult to arrange Saints

Wtf is this weather? Horrid drive home great day out Boruc star

Perhaps we shopuld make these a sticky Now what to do in Krakow for 14 hours. By fook it is cold dank and yuk here I'm FROZEN!

Ticket taken c I sat gang

Did I mention? Meh time to board

Brilliant, Oh the boys at Europeantour.com are gonna love that one. When I'm back I'll try and find more of them and PM you. Bollix. My taxi has arrived I was sure I gave them Fox's address

We have Mayuka. #donedealthen

Top 5 wtf's Hmm that's more difficult. Can I get back to you on that

Top 5 comments to me from Golfers. 1) Buy a football club? That has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard on a golf course (Tiger) 2) Oh FFS not you two again, this is going to cost me beer isn't it - Lee Westwood this year when me & FMDP arrived on the first Tee wearing our Saints Slash Shirts 3) Do you want some advice on how to improve your golf? Take up Cricket. Colin Montgomery 1995 4) Did you see where the chick in the Red Dress went? Sergio Garcia after this BABE followed him round all day 5) Oh so YOU'RE Dubai Phil. Charl Schwartzel told me all about you last year at the Masters. He said you gave him a Golf tip in January then told him he'd win the next Major he was playing in (he won the Masters). Do you have a Golf Tip for me? Ian Poulter - But my reply was the best - No, sorry Ian, but because you stole our AOC so all I can say to you is feck off you thieving Gooner bstd. (For which he bought me a pint and asked if they should nick Morgan or AL next. I told him we had a great Scottish International Left Back) Have a great weekend I'm off to be a Sardine on my flight home. Love you Tokes

Right. I'm all packed, off to the airport in a moment. And just had a txt that one of our group can't go. This means we MAY have a spare ticket (35 quid face value) Bad news is it will be in Salisbury so either need to meet us there at 9am Sat OR meet us at Fleet at 9:50/10:00am OR at a pub in Norwich before the game Because I am on the road I will not have internet apart from stupid expensive roaming on my fone so anyone interested PM me your mob number asap I leave for the airport in 1 hour but will check PM's as often as possible While I would LOVE to take my laptop I'm on Ryanair 2mro after I land & with 150 wedding invites in my carry on = 9.6kg and am only allowed 1 spare set of socks undies & T shirts and sure as hell ain't leaving this box in a carpark for a day! (With the rest of my weekend wardrobe)

Has to be Salisbury - take the walk from Harnham (The Old Mill) across the Water Meadows & Constable's bridge then into the Cathedral Close and back through to Harnham. Stop for a Real Ale at the Old Mill. You can go down to Exeter Street, wander off the High Street to the Market Square & Poultry Cross Knocks every tourist out every time. Then you can worry about heading up to Stonehenge through the Woodford Valley Stop for a second pint at the Bridge Inn in Woodford, drive past Sting's house on the way.

Ha. You've got "insertnameofposterhere" More commonly known as an annoying fungal infection

So Scotty is dead and blasted into space. Where does this leave Simon Pegg? Should he be sendup as well?

That's better

You have to love clubs with "Russian" owners

Out of interest what position did he play in? (The forum screams PLEASE let it be Left Back anything is better than Fox)...... It was prob CB which means Maya/Clyne possibly moving around -

I'm off to hug a tree after reading that. One of the best re-writes of the Jack Nicholson "why can't we all just get along" speech I've seen. (That was the Jack Nicholson as President "Mars Attacks" speech where he ended up be shafted up the ***** by his audience)

So, where are we now in the total count of categories of poster? By my reckoning we almost have more categories than we do posters. Now, what the hell is wrong with Rory McIlroy?

Thought he did an OK job on Saturday. Really tough covering 3 positions like that. Ref, & Assistant Ref on both touchlines all at the same time

The matchday threads were a boon to those with Bowel issues, but a nightmare if you were trying to give up smoking. Hell they even influenced meal choices and cooking times. And the whole behind the scenes gambling culture they inspired. Made thousands on the "At what minute in the game will Mountains appear?"

Oh farking great. 3,500 miles back to blighty, an 1800 mile day trip (on my own) to spend a night with non English speaking future in-laws, a 3 hour drive at midnight to Salisbury then a 9am pick up for a 4 hour drive each way to the game,,, And YOU'RE going? And we ALWAYS lose? Oh great. (please PM me your method of travel and what you will be wearing so I can send Milts thanks, love D_P)