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PLTV taters creaming themselves over us. Shock

Ouch We have failed to win ANY of our 5 previous PL games when Howard Webb was in charge

OK Zambian Brothers. Let's hope that you are right. Because that way we really COULD have something going on. Mayuka Time it is then

FFS just found out the game is on Abu Dhabi Channel 9 which for 90% of the region is Animal Planet. That is the 3rd Game this season that we cannot see in the pub. Grumble Groan Thank God says my Liver

Again, congratulations to everyone involved in the project at PST/PDT. Outstanding effort to work to (finally) save their club. I am much heartened by this positive news from Neil. Especially as it now means that they are halfway to the figure of 2 million pounds that PKF unfortunately forgot all about and found down the back of a sofa last week. Keep up the Good Work and you must all be so Proud and Happy that Chinny has walked away completely from your club and is laying the Red Carpet for you on 15th to walk through Court to collect your rubber stamp. Oh and Halo? Sorry I couldn't comment on your Calendar yesterday. Was ROFL'ing too much.

Think this is a record - 3 members of Dubai Saints at a home game. Gonna be quiet down the pub today (thank The Lord)

I cannot believe this thread reached 41 posts without noticing that Trousers "Outed" himself in post # 3. Pretty momentus occassion for TSW that revelation

I have a horrible feeling I am going to wish I was dead & the world had ended tomorrow morning. As End of The World P1ss Up's go it was pretty massive. And incredibly random. Can we do this every week?

Woot @ karaoke. Just sung Daydream Believer with the full to a sad smelly City & a ****e football team chorus version in front of 200 people & got a yeah they cheat from Danny Dyer hi5 as a result. My hangover will be horrid but worth it Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Ahem. GFH are from where exactly? You really think the Dubai Massive have no wasta Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Oh ****. It's real. Just got given a ticket too see Rick Astley in concert as a Chrimble pressie Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

10 mins to go better get a refill Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Nah, up to my neck in duty free atm. 3 visitors for 7s brought beer wine to last & we filled up on spirits Baileys etc at ddf Saturday. Enough to last to the end of the world. Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Thank God I live in such an evil place where we don't have to worry about Politics/Politicians. Better an unelected Leader who cares than an Ineptocracy who care only about keeping their jobs

Why does that conjure up an image of Mrs Allen chasing Neil round the house with a Flame Thrower?

Yes. You're going to have a nasty dose of Flu for Christmas. HTH. OK update from here, found the Ibuprofen and they are now kicking in. My fault for going to a Let's Party like it's the End of the World event last night. Now off to An End of The World Brunch 99 Dirhams (about 18 quid for 5 pints and all you can eat for 6 hours) I reckon that'll keep me fuelled up for 24 hours running from Zombies. Gotta say I'm beginning to doubt that this prophecy is anything to do with the Mayans at all. Think it was just dreamt up by some Marketing genius at Diageo to sell more booze in the run up to Chrimble

----------------Davis Clyne-----Fonte-----Yoshida-----Shaw ------------Cork-----Morgan ---------------Lambert Puncheon------------------Ramirez ---------------Rodriguez Exactly the shape we played when AL went off

Ouch. That hurts.

Southampton One and Only. And anyone else playing any French Team. Or the any team playing the Aussie National Team. (In any Sport)

Actually not far from the truth if you want to get a Christmas Flight home out of here! Oh yes. Going back a few years, I staggered into a Karaoke bar down here after the (most of the day) works party (where I met FMDP). We were shredded but decided to sing every Xmas song they had on their books.. And we hit Band Aid... Which, TBF is not a bad song. Oh the horror of singing it though "Oh my God NOOOOO I can't be Boy George" followed by "Noooooo you can't let the Drunk b1tch be Bono......"

Just say you know Dubai Phil & she'll give you a big one. Discount that is. Have to say, Roofies work real well when you need something put in your mouth in that situation. Not sure it's standard NHS regs & I did have a "Oh no Marathon Moment" but hey - they numbed the pain of the Extraction. (And hey, It ain't THAT far to Munich, surely you have one of those Wench style outfits for The Augustiner Beer Tent at Fruhlungsfest?) Meanwhile, back on topic, has the flooding in Wallington reached Nottarf & done any Improvement yet?

If you want to slum it in the Chapel I can pull some reins oops strings and get you to the front of the queue to "borrow" my ST for the game. Usual charges will apply Match ticket value in Good Quality Plonk left with my mates....

I am extremely concerned to hear that nutjobs are having to brave the horrors of a post apocalypse City simply to have their teeth fixed. May I offer a more enlightened solution? There is this really cute Polish Chick, who is a Dentist, who seems to have some weird Tattooed Neo Nazi Lesbian fetish thing going on in her office with her Dental Nurse that I have been to on my last two trips to Krakow. She's about 20 mins from the City Centre. I had a filling done with a full blown bells & whistles clean & polish for 45 quid, and had a cracked tooth extracted on my last trip for 40 quid. FMDP had a set of 5 front teeth straightened and crowns fitted for 400 quid. Beer is a quid a pint and a damn fine scoff at Broda Bar is 5 quid for 3 courses. Sleasyjet from Gutpick is 80 quid return. Save a fortune, save the nightmare trip and perhaps you'll have enough cash left for my Stag Weekend in Munich in April (To which you are ALL invited) nutjob T-Shirts will be provided

OK it's time. I've been saving this all countdown. All together now

Did you see the mongs around the Pub & the kids on Sky News? Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people first