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So. Even the News Journos, who promote the Anyone but Chanrai campaign will not stump up real money to save the club that gives them their income. Why are we not surprised? Since day one it has been give us money because we deserve it. Possibly the WORST example of New Britain's "Entitlement" culture on record. We are approaching 1600 pages of epic hilarity. All because not ONCE has any one down that end of the M27 LISTENED TO ANY ADVICE. It is everyone else's fault, not theirs. I feel tremendously sad for my skate mates, true fans who gave up going when the sh1t hit the fan and they realised what a con they had been victims of. I feel tremendously sad for the family of the fan who passed away. But, the underlying fact is, that for almost 80,000 posts, we have simply sat here and stated the bleedin' obvious. Dear skates. If someone 3,500 miles away could see what was coming, and some 80,000 posts have given you advice, I guess none of you are going to listen when we say WE TOLD YOU SO Why oh why did you not start the Pheonix club? You lost Nottarf and all your history 3 years ago. Your ONLY salvation now is the Bulldozer and praying that somebody can find an old Subbuteo stadium on ebay. Wake up, smell the coffee and work to a realistic solution. But you won't will you. You just love getting butt f\/cked more than Bearsy's Anastasia

Damn, I really envy you being so close to Scrumpy country sometimes.

Deffo agree with EoA. You are asking these questions on totally the wrong forum try this one http://www.pompeyonline.com/forums/index.php?login/ they are the maths geniuses

In fact, people on here having been moaning about the Northam of late. Perhaps this is the answer? Move over Poznan Dance, the Northam can all do the Gangham Style dance ever time we score. Turkish can get the deal to supply everyone with fancy dress sunglasses. With some U21 games now being played at SMS you can all practice the moves away from the media ready for the big preview show next Saturday. Finally we can have a new identity as fans as we travel the world.

Hahaha. That was very good. Trust me... At the recent Dubai Rugby 7's the muppet DJ (who is a skate) thought he could get 40,000 p1ssed up expats doing "The Worlds' biggest Gangham Style dance".... It was risible, even the cheerleaders did not know the moves. Good effort Sammy Saint. (And there seemed to be plenty of people laughing and clapping in the clip)

The Expendables 2. No really. A bunch of Grandads playing Mercenaries and saving the world..... It SHOULD be risible, and yet from about 10 minutes in it takes the p1ss out of itself, so much so that by the end it is has moments of absolute ROFLness. Somehow the balance between Action Movie, "We can see what's gonna happen next" "attempts at depth" and "Almost a Catchphrase" had first me, and then FMDP hooting with laughter at the end. It falls so close to being the worst movie ever made (Plan B from outer space not withstanding) and yet.... Let's face it, Sly & Jeane Claude Van Damme both look awful with dodgy hair colour and what appear to be facelifts that haven't worked, Arnie looks like he's walking round with 5,000 Volts shoved up his arse, Bruce seems to be looking at his watch the whole way through wondering when he can get the hell out and Chuck Norris looks like he hasn't even bothered to change from his last TV Series appearance. Jet Li goes one better and jumps out the movie within 15 minutes. But, and here's the rub. Even Though Neil Allen clearly wrote the script & jokes, the comedy timing (intended or otherwise) makes it an absolute hoot. I came back........... FFS Drink beer, put this on the DVD and let rip.

somewhere over Kuwait hic Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

This one was easy. Lost a filling Tuesday. Broke the tooth Wed needed emergency extraction 50quid Thursday. Today? I have this really bad infection I feel really unwell I noticed the flight was full please help me. Always do it with I know u have a sh1t job but I could ease your pain look. Easy when checkin is female but it takes real dedication to go that rpad when it's a bloke... But hey flat bed Moet & great food.. Hell I can flirt with anyone for 40seconds knowing I won't see them ever again. :cool: Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Woo hoo. Just blagged an upgrade on Emirates A380 home from Munich. That means I can sit at their Cocktail Bar & Toast pcfc all the way home. My thanks to the Management of PDT for their outstanding efforts to save their club while aiming for a Headline award at Edinburgh Festival. Surely Farmery must be up for a Brit Award for comedy performance of tje year. #canstillgetworseskates Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

You can bet the mortgage that REL had Conditional funding based on the low valuation from an outside source. Which somehow has become a problem when presented to court:) Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Well, we did offer some advice along the way. And we are nutjobs, NOT dinlos. Next I had an emergency tooth extraction yesterday (ouch) by a cutie (no sorry didn't have camera was in pain) and it only cost 50 quid. Having the tooth pulled I CAN confirm is a lot easier than explaining why they are screwed to people (like oldnick)

I am reminded of that disaster movie classic - Airplane, a quick message for the Judge from us

Cannot understand how thick TB has been here. He went with emotion. The only bid self imposed deadlines. Then refused to talk to anyone else. ALL Chinny needs in court to destroy PKF & maybe get the fees back is correspondence between a bidder & Chinny and phone logs. Naive arrogance maybe but could be he in real trouble Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Think I did mention something hilarious this way comes. IF my source was right then Bachmann Turner Overdrive Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Farking Etisalat. Paid for data not got it. Found wifi in pub. No surprise something happened Trev did not answer fone. What did he expect. Imho only gonna be more good news for nutjobs don't panic oldnick decades of being Walsall beckon insh'allah Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Oh never saw this coming Chinny was far too quiet. Nice one Baldrick. I picked a helluva week to be freezing my tits off in Krakow with no data roaming Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Quakers I believe. The point will come however that somebody will one day state "I am equal in the eyes of the law" and go running off to the European Court of Human Rights to claim discrimination because they want to marry in an Anglican Church. The Church will then get walloped for being discriminatory... (or words to that effect)

The forum has spoken. Lee is the new Guly. So that won't happen......

Good post Turkish. I'll add my bits before I rush off to the airport to go to Krakow to finalise my Marriage Licence.. I'd like to see a Government push that one through . PC is all well and good and the rights of people are fine but this one? Lol can just see a Gay married Muslim couple of Soccer fans turning up to try and share a room at the World Cup in Qatar. Who would their families then sue when they get sentenced to death by stoning? BUT in PC land the law MUST apply to all EQUALLY...... (Talk about tying up in knots!) Ah yes where did that happen before? Oh yes, Communist Russia. The State dictates. Well why is The State not dictating that Catholic Churches must allow an unmarried person marry their partner who happens to be divorced? How many Politicians make a mistake and are yet allowed to repent and continue in office? Doesn't Christianity preach FORGIVENESS for sins? OR is there some DEEPER meaning to the term Marriage than that being brought into play in this argument? Oh and Parliament passing a Law that affects Religions.... WRONG It creates a "precedent" do you lot STILL trust your Politicians? Surely you're not THAT thick these days? Many countries do NOT recognise the term Civil Partnership. We have seen many examples here where a couple in a "Civil Partnership" come on vacation, get drunk, do something stupid and get arrested. Besides the "Something Stupid" offence, they will do jail time for being drunk (without an alcohol licence) AND they will get EXTRA Jail time for being in a sexual relationship WITHOUT being married. Likewise, in many countries, their Children will be Bastards and will have no legal rights. Point is that although in UK your statement is true (and in fact is what me & FMDP would be happy with, but here it is illegal and not recognised), it is NOT the same as a Marriage and in many places it is a problem. (Yes I know we could just move back to EU, that is not my point, I'm just saying that your statement IS correct but is limited and has other often unseen implications in the years to come for people) Totally agree with this. BUT (having watched the Gay Rights Parade in Sydney) many don't actually WANT to be the same as everyone else! However. My issue with this is more simplistic. Marriage is a GLOBAL institution, built from CORE Religious principles and which confers the same rights across MANY religions. Those Religions were from a time when being Homosexual was "A Bad Thing", call it a time of "Less Understanding". BUT. What we are now saying is that on the issue of Marriage, a fundamental core of our society is wrong and we should change it. Hang on, WHO THE HELL HAS THE AUTHORITY TO SAY RELIGION IS WRONG? In how many OTHER areas is Religion "Bad" because it came in a time when we were less "Aware". Go and find a zillion other things that Religion is wrong about and change the laws..... Where does THAT stop? I am TOTALLY in favour of allowing Gays to marry. BUT what MUST be passed FIRST is a "Definition of Gay Marriage Law". That Law MUST give every right that a Christian Marriage Law gives. BUT it CANNOT be built upon the Christian/Muslim/Hindu definition of a Marriage. It can be identical but just add two words to the service - By The Powers invested by me in the Marriage Act section X. "God" (and Budda etc) and his (their) Prophets created the concept of Marriage, Parliament should NOT be so Arrogant as to change His word. The rights are the same the name is the same BUT it is NOT the Religious version that the rest of the planet understands.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20649021 Think he's gonna be a bit late for the 21st Dec. OK I accept maybe some churches are so weird that maybe they deserve to be allowed to marry Adam & Steve

Who me? I know NUFFINK Guv. It's just a case of remembering everything that ever gets posted on here, and putting 2 and 2 together. The fundamental difference between nutjobs and skates is that we passed Kindergarten maths lesson 1 and hence why so much of what we have read and analysed has then "Come to Pass" As evidence I give you the FL. They said -10 is a condition. Oldnick (who did philosophy instead of maths that first week) panicked, the phew said we are special people it dunt aplli to us innit. We said wait for it...

Perhaps, someone with real money that TB refused to talk to, gave the FL a call......

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I'm off to Krakow tomorrow it's -19 over there. That has a nice ring in it

Like Trousers, I was in the never in any doubt camp. PDT will now be looking for enough fingers to recheck their financial projections will still work in L2. The phew will be waking up to the fact that they are paying their grand to keep their club running in L2 And the FL don't seem to think that the Court case is a rubber stamp if they are waiting to see what is said. Meanwhile back in negative points land, how goes the Forensic Audit and the shenanigans of using Client Accounts and Shadow Directors?