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It's a story that has been published many times in many places, and every time it cuts me up. What inner strength they must have to keep going like that, it's clear that Dean Saunders was a huge help to him and respect to him for that. The surprise in that article? The heartfelt comments section at the bottom from fans in many places, and the comparison between Sharp & the tainted goods that play for England.

What a sad event. What a disgraceful moment in the life of PTS. We've had to resort to advertising this thread. Whatever next? Still, I auppose it gives us nutjobs a moment to pause and think what to do with our lives once the Bell Tolls for the final time down the road. One route eems to have disappeared, has anyone seen or heard from Crabby since he volunteered to take on the epic task of writing the PTS Biography? I have these recurring dreams of Corpy sitting in his Barbie Pram throwing out his toys which then morph into thousands of pages of paper which are burying this Crab shaped Futurama Squid thing in his underwater hotel room. I can't believe it could all be coming to an end. Ah, phew, of course that's it! This IS the thread where the insanely impossible happens every other day. We've been getting this wrong, of COURSE they will be saved at the last moment, Old Nick can get back on track and we can happily record their falll past Moneyfields. God Bless the morning after Beer Festivals

Better hurry up, Emirates have a sale on at the moment. I am so torn between blagging a freebie corp hostility at Citeh and waiting for the PTS big night out. Jeez did I manage to type that? I've been on a stag day since 2:35pm. Ouch Think I saw Eric on my way round own but have no recollection of where

Pilots? pah they'd never see a thing, they just sleep all day until the machines wake them up to press a button or a hostie wakes them up with a nice bj.

I'll drink to that this afternoon (and when next over!)

Intelligent life on another planet? Don't be silly, the PTS has proven beyond doubt that Intelligent life doesn't even exist some 20 miles to the East of Southampton.

Bloody Yarpies, always getting things wrong

Finger? I thought it was his TOE http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/the-most-ridiculous-football-injuries-7603555.html?action=gallery&ino=21 Does this mean I can be MLG for the weekend?

Hang on. With all these Aliens coming here for their Holidays, can't the Coalition start charging them Visa fees or Green taxes for the discharge from their UFO's? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/ufo/9392888/The-UFO-Files-aliens-might-come-here-for-holidays.html

Agree totally with this. Also I do believe that the "squad mentality" and "the journey continues" vision places us in a slightly different position when it comes to trying to keep the kids. If he goes he will have to be Bale esque to get into a Chelsea/Man U team quickly, meanwhile we would have another 4mil to steal the next great prospect from a lower league side. The selling pitch to the kids is different now, it won't keep all of them, but it MAY keep more of them

Oh alright. the To Hell with Ramadan answer 1) No Hope 2) Bob Hope 3) Envelope

That actually is a very good point

Hey. it was only a moment. At Old Trafford this week for the England v Aus ODI it was 13C which was colder than Christmas Day. The Met office thought this was a record until they recorded -10 in pompey today

meh, I'll take a step ladder to the last game next year.

Totally. Now all we need to make him a total Saints legend is for him to post on the PTS thread

OK gloating aside for a moment. I just want to express my sympathies to Mack & Mero & the lads down Deacons. They are real football fans and in some ways they don't deserve all this. However, I would point out that they DID have the chance to create a Pheonix club a year ago, before CSI, they would have had a great season and they would have started to build some respect amongst other fans. It should be to their eternal shame that they didn't bother. Yes they moan now about it not being their fault, BUT they had that window, they had that chance. Now they have the two worst words in the English language. If Only So sympathy not anything more, you should have at least TRIED, then we could believe some of the Blame Culture

Quality - one of the bet one line descriptions of the nutjobs yet Next they will say, we didn't think we needed to ask questions. Our brothers on PTS were doing all the work for us It's Hopfest this weekend in Dubai. Our annual Beer Festival. We've gathered the massive together for our big pre-Ramadan night out on Saturday (they have 14 bottled English Ales & THREE draught real ales. Suffice to say that we will raise a TOAST to pcfc

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/portsmouth/9395798/Portsmouth-start-life-in-League-One-next-season-with-another-10-point-deduction.html Love it, even the Telegraph comes in with a classic photo of Nottarf Krap

Karma. Doing a favour for my oppo at work, it's his Stag 2mro, so I agreed to cover him for work Saturday. He says - head off early for the day to make up for working the weekend. I get home switch on the machine and get a whole 30 seconds of the news all to myself. Shame it wasn't RB who got in first with the tweet woven in some more lyrical prose, but hey, that was a damned good 30 seconds, gonna be up there in the highlights when I attend my own funeral. So to all of us who preferred the years of hurt sentence to the instant death sentence. God Bless the FL

Right, that's it I'm off to make some toast

Matt Slater ‏@mattslaterbbc FL ruling a mixed bag 4 Pompey fans trying to buy club. Getting secured creds 2 'unsecure' some debt=good, paying all FCR debt=bad Expand Reply Retweet Favorite 1m James Pearce ‏@Pearcesport Tough for Portsmouth fans. Football League give the club permission to start the season, but with a 10 point deduction

Matt Slater ‏@mattslaterbbc Football League says #pompey can start in L1 but will have to accept 10pt penalty & must pay football creditors in full #pfc And there is a nail in the coffin right there

Could be a HOT NEWS find by D_P there. Matt is usually on the ball

Matt Slater ‏@mattslaterbbc Football League says #pompey can start in L1 but will have to accept 10pt penalty & must pay football creditors in full #pfc