dubai_phil

You been to Snoop Dogs house?

Yeah you can imagine the forum now... It would last about 3 hours... Every question has to be translated into English or German......... and every answer vice versa. THEN we'd have the conspiracy theorists jumping in querying the first answers THEN they would be all over Google Translate and be questioning the translations. Deffo should go ahead, but make sure you order in plenty of popcorn.

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I've pinged this on Twitter for Global Saints. It is bollix that I need to buy a flight ticket in next 7 days to get a 30% discounted flight home to watch the Scouse game at SMS. And yet I STILL don't know IF it will be played on that day. Unfair on UK travelling Saints fans but also unfair on the increasing number of us who are getting organised but who live abroad

I'm IMHO not talking IF we ship Dani out before the end of the window THEN "Statement of Intent" wise we SHOULD bring in a replacement in the same window. OR the "Statement of INtent will be that Gallagher/Guly are better (in emergency/injury to JRod/SRL) better than anything we could bring in now. Personally? I don't think our lads are the answer (yet)

Well. It looks like the club want to ship Dani out as fast as they can. Which I guess means re-opening those bids from Inter for a loan deal and adding with the option to buy at the end of the season. THEN we will see the future commitment of the new Leadership team. One goes out then one SHOULD come in. Anything less will mean EITHER 1) Sam Gallagher is ready for 1st team football / Guly really is the answer OR 2) Saint Richmond is right

Even LOOKS stoned in his arrest picture. I bet there's some back slapping & high 5's going down in the Cop Shop that finally nailed him!

Yeah, that's all very well, but tell us what your opinion of him is.

Told you we'd get him God bless Miami Police Department a service to all mankind

Luke Shaw ‏@LukeShaw3 4m ?

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Who said it was Bear's Mum? It's the Bear they've posted a pic of.

I assume this means that you have award winning Roses growing in your garden. Free Manure, you lucky sod. Hey if the hourly rate at Macky D's doesn't go up I am sure you could flog the manure on the side. Actually come to think of it, you could add some as a secret ingredient. Would make the Big Mac's taste better, or persuade McD's to sell them world wide as Organic burgers

Good point well made. IF Clyne cannot get in our team (being kept out by an English Kid) what chance does he have of getting into the England Squad

Well, let's face it. Attractive football wasn't filling SMS every week so it's worth a try.

Yeah, but they have to play Citeh at Wembley in front of the whole planet.......... With Brown & O'Shea in their defence..........

The remake of From here to eternity was blighted by budget cuts from the beginning

Way too late mate. I already sang that at Karaoke last Friday. Won me a free Bullfrog & 5 Springbok shots. (So it won't be repeated) It was on Twitter last Wednesday

The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as 'English Weather' Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as: 'Muslim Weather' ( Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite )

Hang on. Is this a row breaking out between factless & the skates most famous supporter (who was gonna save them?) Sweet

Well, obviously. You weren't lucky enough to be born into a family on benefits. #moreofyourtaxmoneypouringdownthedrain

More pics here http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/worldcup2014/article-2543220/Bring-World-Cup-Babes-calendar-looks-forward-summers-tournament-Brazil.html SOd posting any more of them, I'm off to use the other ones

On the subject of bringing in promising new and young talent. Have a look at these World Cup Stars.. (Now how do I get my hands on one of THESE? (Calendar FFS Calendar)

Well with a woman in charge hopefully Fiorella can be MP's first signing. She is from Argie land. And apparently she is VERY good at Keepy Uppy. (And does it in high heels as well)

We moaned about a lack of communication from KL. She has Communicated. That is what we wanted, so thankyou to the Advisors who made the suggestion and thankyou to her for taking the time out to actually do it