dubai_phil

Dear BBC. As regular posters we have been told on numerous occassions to give credit for quotations or sources of information, rumour or speculation. As you clearly read this thread, will you now please give the credit to the information source. Alternatively, you will be hearing from our lawyers, Grabbit, Scratchitt & Runn

I always hated Lambrettas and Parkas. Rocker til I die

24,166 posts. 484 pages and finally the world catches up with us. And yet on page 483, Florida Marlin posted perhaps the single most damning words of all. Somebody should mail that to the Media. FM, well done and thankyou

It’s a bit early for Iceland volcano jokes. We should wait awhile for the dust to settle. I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harbouring a “weapon of ash eruption”. It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes be spread over Europe. Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it. Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash. Waiter, there's volcanic ash in my soup. I know, it's a no-fly zone. Richard Curtis is working on a new rom-com about people stuck in an airport who fall in love. The working title is "Lava Actually". I came out my house yesterday and was hit on the head by a bag of frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. I realised it must be the fallout from Iceland. Volcano in Iceland. What next Earthquake in Asda? Woke this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a layer of dust and a foul stench of sulphur in the air. No change, I’ve been married to that bone-idle slob for 20 years.

Oh no problemo, As we won a year's worth of free Business Class flights I can bring all 40Kgs of photos with me. Did I ever tell you my Nigel Mansell story?

Welcome aboard So, you can keep it up for 90 minutes. You'll fit in well with The Home Team and their showers. Nick. Did I tell you the story of the day I played cricket on a proper Test Match venue? Took 2 for 6 - Turning the ball square I was. Or how about when I opened the batting in a 20 over game and scored 42 of 16 overs against Shoaib Akhdar? Still good idea, I'll bring some of those pics along as well just for you for the after party

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1267423/Iceland-volcano-eruption-The-terrifying-cauldron-lava-lightning-brought-chaos-airports.html Yeah I know you hate the snail but the pictures are stunning

Credit to the lads How many shots? And also to the Solent tater, he was losing it as much as us at the end Ho hum Oh to hell with it ******

I blame Allpine for not being on line

Oh well, look on the bright side, we'd have never got a flight back for the playoffs.... There's no way we can do the last minute winner twice in a week. I can't hear us winning this Their back four has been as solid as a rock

Last throw of the dice I'm going downstairs to refiull my glass

Ooh off the line

I am SURE that I just heard someone in the commentary box give out a huge yawn

So. Does anyone else think we may be missing Morgan?

Wow, just woke up had a panic attack thought I should be cooking breakfast and the game was still on. Papa time coming up

James on for Wotton

Wow.. Live update from the match Sh1t ref giving all 50:50 to them. 0-0 half time they have not a shot on goal just need to break them down COYR

Is he still in the pits changing his tyres?

Just got a really evil deal in Mahjong Titans

Lambo 35 yards out way too far to try one and meh

Isn't it time they gave out the text number? COuld give us something interesting to do up to half time

Oh well here we go then... It is currently 27C slight breeze at 11kph but it was stronger earlier when I was trying to play floodlit Par 3 golf

I was trying to quote the possession stats but sneezed

Wow new rules according to DM, he likes our two CB's as they can come out and can handle the ball

4-4-2 is working for us again then....