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I expect the most we could expect from Stoke fans would be two fingers. Kinda the same we are giving everyone who wants to buy Luke Shaw/SRL/MP etc etc

If this doesn't work. I'll mail him the story of the HSBC Players party in Abu Dhabi 3 years ago. That runs to over 3 pages He'll even get a scan of my photo with Rory's squeeze where she has signed it saying thanks for a wonderful night.... I WILL NEVER REST. FREEDOM FOR THE LVP/MVP

You have a PM There is worse to come PUBLISH NOW!

The European Tour are already working on a Press Release.

I WARNED YOU You left me NO CHOICE. BOTH Barrels. Not ONLY Alex & Sierra but also they are singing a ONE DIRECTION song. Post the results or you get their Britney cover to your PM box 6

Bear. Finish the awards. Or TMS will bombard your PM inbox with Alex & Sierra You Tube Clips. You have 3 minutes or I will post the first one up on here

Bloody hell. Sorry I thought that was a comedy clip, just realised it appears to be the above mentioned Mr Potts (late of WHU) attempting a clearance in a recent away game

Pastygate wins! Eat This Turks

I guess Eric & I never truly stood a chance. But hey we finished third (which is quite a miracle as Eric has never managed to finish second in his life (according to Mrs EoA)) Still it is not a bad result when you realise that Tokes & Bear had a whole MOVIE about their love affair

OMG a Top 5 finish. That's amazing! I put it all down to holing my chip shot on the approach to the 18th last weekend. Top 5 Wow, this means I am in with a chance of becoming an Automatic selection for the Ryder Cup. Oh wow. Off to the Players lounge to stock up on new stories for the tough season ahead.

P I K E Y

We are just about equal to Spurs now a couple of additions we will certainly be ahead of them this season no matter who comes in at WHL, you simply cannot build a new team in one season (I cite Citeh as an example) MP stays another year? Well, in that time Utd, CHelski & Arsenal jobs would all probably become available. If Pelligrini doesn't win the League & gets battered by Barc then Citeh also. Until Spuds build that new stadium they are NOT going to live up to the expectations of their fans. MP is exceeding our expectations. He ain't stupid we know that

Oi Mods this post is reported! How DARE The Bear be a self confessed Pigist. Every 45 year old + man on the planet knows that the woman of our dreams was Miss Piggy. BURN THE BEAR WITCH My God a Vote for the Bear is a vote for the EDL. Pap to TMS pap to TMS political emergency in progress Hmm I think I will make this into a thingy I shall call it? Yes the Bear Witch Project

After I have logged in from 20 internet cafes and made sure I get Justice for the Dubai Saints Massive

Was very worried when he got called up for England. Feared that a bad game/reaction could impact on his confidence and set him back. Happy to say I was wrong. It seems to have given him that real belief. 7 goals already. He will get better as well. Will enjoy reading the JRod out threads from last season over the summer.

So. The Price Pikey is to blame for Al Jazeeragate. This will take the Weasel club to a whole new level.

^ Oh btw the Bear already has all their singles downloaded through his fake iTunes account

The only reason I can see to allow them to live is that us men will be able to sneak down the golf course/pub whenever they get a slot on TV as all the wimmin folk will be sitting at the telly going "oh I wish I was that much in love just once in my life" and will be bawling their eyes out every time they sing Gravity. Guys know your enemy

Spiritual home. Need a miracle to stay up. 'Arry it is then just in time for a return to SMS

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?48079-Post-Match-Reaction-Newcastle-United-1-1-SAINTS&p=1832787#post1832787 Rule 3

Weas, if you couldn't get the bear a ban after his Hitler rant on the main board match reaction then maybe you ain't cut out for the role.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/cotown/la-et-ct-x-factor-contestants-alex-sierra-and-jeff-gutt-rock-itunes-20131213,0,3729409.story#axzz2nXL509jC There you go Papster. Find your own bloody You Tube of them - have had enough already, they are even all over the radio here as well now FFS

^ See TMS Awards - posting when drunk nomination. Thought Gazza looked better today, claimed a good cross from one of their early corners. There is sod all we can do about the fact we are having to play him so I really cannot understand the perpetual ranting on here. (Unless someone can bung Blatter a few quid to make a rule change so we can sign Casillas for a month) Shaw is starting to show me he needs a rest. Yes he is a superb player and great talent but our style will burn players out and we are now seeing MP rotate the squad as much as he can. Jos made the Wessex League level mistake. Part of our problem in the first half is that he simply was not as confident on the ball as Lovren and that seemed to spread through the team. Yes he is a decent cover and will stay that way until Turnbull/Stephens or another Academy lad comes through. Annoyed that I had to watch it on Viasat in some obscure language but then when we used to watch down the pub we never hear the commentary anyway. Gave up at HT we were so bad, went to have dinner and was surprised to see we had equalized. The last 15 minutes or so before Ref Dive Gate thought we looked to be tearing them to pieces again. Need a win now though

Sugary, Deeply in love, Puppy Dog eyes on stage at each other, think Donny & Marie Osmond with talent, do strange things to well known songs. (Deconstitute them or something) They are gonna annoy the hell out of the planet as they don't sing like a boy band. Will probably end up with their own thread on TMS sooner or later. Will be iTunes #1 in US for Xmas without a doubt. Cannot decide whether we want to mow them down in a drive-by shooting or jump into bed for crazy wild sex with them. THAT annoying. ^ Shouldn't post while drunk award......... Must be some other gems out there