dubai_phil

OK so in that case, how the hell did you wake up early enough to play Golf? (Sending Mrs D+P up the back of the Chapel to sit near you lot Sunday. Be gentle, she bites)

I'd Java you didn't.

Oh THAT's who it was. I thought it was a holiday snap of Bearsy on his way clubbing in Ibiza. Phew

Did we get one point india event of a draw?

Now IF ONLY ColinJB had been selling those

Brilliant #nicked

The entire bloody region is the result of a series of random lines drawn on maps by The West way back when.... Oh the fuss there was when Nasser decided to look to the Russkies for his arms supplies back in the 60's. Syria was once part of Greater Egypt btw

Quick Bear. He fell for it & posted THAT photo... Fire in the report, he's banned for posting kiddie porn.... Your revenge is complete

Every one of my non Saints mates are Made Up for Rickie and pumped that he has actually delivered. Had 6 txts when he scored against the Jocks and 8 when he did it against Moldova. One, a Citeh fan has him in his Fantasy League team (along with Jose) Leading against Ukraine? their response, somebody has to do it. He might fail he might succeed, but why all the fuss about it NOW, haven't people got something else to be getting on with until tomorrow night? like Breathing? Come across somebody negative? Then ask them WTF do THEY propose? The farking game is TOMORROW

I smell undercover nutjobs at work in those posts

No, I have advocated from the start that there is only one way out of this mess, it involves the Russians and The Americans working together and it needs a transition plan. What it does NOT need is a complete vacuum

So you want to allow a strike on Syria that will permit extremeist to decapitate Christians in front of their Children? You support the forced Religious conversion of Christians both Catholic & Coptic to Islam? You believe that the deaths of 100,000 people should be ignored and not taken into account simply because somebody managed to fil the death of a few Children when thousands of others have been butchered, often Slowly AFTER being forced to watch their parents be raped & murdered? This disaster could have been averted years ago but NOW because of a bit of You Tube the WRONG solution will be implemented because you're annoyed? I'll enjoy reading your defence after Israel is blitzed from land and air by every missile & gas bomb that Bashar & Hezbollah have in their Arsenal. How many thousands of Children will die horribly then? What IF Russia parks a Cruiser between the Americans & The Coast line. Will you sit in your Cellar telling your Kids it was all for the good because of You Tube while the Bombs & Missiles fall? And the Chinese wait to get their hands on the Oil Reserves & Bread Basket of Africa while Europe & The US walk round salvaging cans of Spam out of destroyed Supermarkets. WHERE do YOU propose to make a stand against THE NUTTERS? Turkey next? Back to the Balkans again? Maybe you'll notice when Bradford or Bedford fall under Taliban or Al Qaeda control? It is WAY too complicated for Emotions to be allowed ANY part.

If football was won by the best or most expensive players then Man City & Chelsea would have won far more titles in the last few years and FA Cup shocks would never happen.

Again, more evidence why a strike on Bashar is wrong. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2415586/Syrian-rebels-attack-historic-Christian-village-residents-speak-language-Jesus.html Breaks my heart that they have ransacked Maaloula. Taking out his Command & Control while "making the West feel better" will simply reduce his ability to fight back against these nutter groups. That will simply cause more deaths especially amongst Christians. GET THE END GAME in place BEFORE the bombs drop. It is not rocket science. Oh and The moment Obama wins the vote, guess where every single Artillery piece, Aircraft and rocket will be pointing? Once you make it clear Bashar has no way out, all he has left is leaving a legacy.........

Sorry, couldn't resist It does have one of Toke's fav pictures in the list It does have Bearsy in It does NOT contain ANY golf comments (apart from this bit which is me telling you there's no golf) http://sobadsogood.com/2012/11/14/38-of-the-weirdest-unexplainable-images-on-the-internet/ I mean honestly, there is a month worth of material here at least. I'm at work so cannot download them across to here can only browse. In a world of wrongness, 27 is the wrongest IMHO but the rest are ..................

Bloody hell, just found this! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238323/Cabbages-Condoms-restaurant-UK-offer-family-planning-leaflets-meal.html Now open in Bicester! Won't quite have the same ambience methinks

Why the hell would anyone play golf in Bangkok? Far too much else to do (But yes strangely I have) The BLUE Dim Sum @ Cabbages & Condoms is astonishing and the Spicy Crispy Duck Salad has the same impact that Douglas Adams described a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster having. (Bought the C&C Cook Book for a mate, he gave it to his Son who was a Trainee Chef. Son cooked it at an Interview and got a job in a Michelin * Restaurant in London - true story) (For the uninitiated C&C is the focal point of a major Charity educating & helping the poor in Thailand and fighting against Aids etc. They recently received a $500k grant from the Bill Gates Foundation. Their menu also helps to keep some more traditional dishes alive http://www.cabbagesandcondoms.com/index.php Whilst being a Top Restaurant with outdoors dining being heavenly, you actually know that the money you spend on Dinner is doing some good for a change. No after dinner mints, they give every diner a Condom)

Oily is ALWAYS the answer. Just make sure Miss Buctootim knows you are going OR they have a damned good shower - the slippery bathtub or stink of Advocado Oil is always a dead giveaway and until they have been to somewhere like BKK they'll NEVER understand how a smile middle is possible without the happy ending Soi 5 Sukhumvit about 20 metres AFTER Foodland is the only reliable NOT ***** off I have been able to relax in BKK

The Season is nearly upon us. I'm broke already 19th Sept Tom Jones in Scabi Dhabi (seen him 3 times to my embarrassment & loved him every show but not this time) 26th TopLoader & Unplugged Lightning Seeds - bargain at only 15 quid booked 11th Oct Killers Of Mnsters & Men & The Wailers - booked months ago 30 quid 19th Oct Rihanna - B'day present in Abu Dhabi Ouch in the front section with hotel 1st Nov JayZ Freebie Tickets Go me 2nd Nov Muse Getting a minibus together but fighting for tickets 65 quid, but worth every penny 11th Nov Chic Feat Nile Rodgers, Jamiroquai & Rudimental 30 quid Wow December is going to be boring Oh no we have the Rugby 7's & DWC Golf Now MUCH more importantly, a local Venue, The Music Room has now set up a monthly night for local bands. Our two "most famous" bands atm are Juliana Down (Over Hyped wannbees) http://www.julianadown.net/home.cfm and Hollaphonic - Dance boys https://www.facebook.com/Hollaphonic MR are now putting on regular monthly slots so Garage bands can finally have a decent venue and we have a choice and can listen to a complete mishmash of stuff. Almost like being back home! In 20 years in Dubai, this is the first time something has been properly set up, there are a hell of a lot of talented kids here who haven't had the chance to get out & play, 99% of bars preferring Karaoke Cover Bands as their safe entertainment. The Hollaphonic guys are burning a new trail and are out & about gigging regularly now in Lebanon & their local Record Label are trying to take them into the UK. In terms of creating a REAL music scene it is a start and as someone who finds the bands in most bars dull boring & repetitive after so long it is great to see things could start to change.

There's a bloody good massage place - has a His & Her room, and is a TOTALLY SERIOUSLY NEVER WE WILL CALL THE POLICE no sex policy place. Which is good as you can go through the whole massage without the whole fear of someone attacking your bits uninvited and demanding money.... Which then means when you go on your own 'cos the Misses has gone for a Facial/Manicure/Pedicure you can relax and as they do the whole Oily bit up the legs without getting TOO close you can have a gentle semi........... Before they move on to the final bending you in half malarky

^ So Ukraine know we're gonna turn up with only SRL up front.. They'll no doubt have been running around trying to find videos of him to adjust their tactics and spent HOURS in team meetings..... I'd start with Theo alone in the middle in the Thierry Henry role then

Trying to work out how you did a 3some yourself?

ALWAYS start them in the Ladyboy bars. They start defensive, have a couple of drinks get inquisitive and off you go. Just be careful NOT to end up taking her to XBoys.... Although (you'll love this) the How to putt a golf ball sketch is still one of the funniest things I have ever seen (Mate's stag weekend) Horrible but ROFLCOPTERS

MUST GO - MBK Centre. For her Wearhouse for you XL for men & Export shop. Eat lunch at the 6th floor food court Stewed Pork Limb & Rice or Crispy Pork & Duck with Rice about 2 quid. Yummmmmmmmmmm Iced coffee to wash it down or a Singha (you have to buy vouchers & can cash any left overs back afters) Eat Tom Yum & Steamed Sea Bass at Sukhumvit Soi 7 Food Centre. Looks like a public toilet cheapest & best seafood in BKK. Good bar for footie next door. Take Silom Line Skytrain from Siam to Saphan Taksin. Exit towards the river. Haggle like an idiot with the Tour Boat people (down to at least 40% discount so start at 60%. Take a Long Tailed Boat for 2 Canal Tour. Stop at the "floating market" (chick in a boat) buy beers for you & driver. Cruise the canal for an hour sipping beer. FEED THE FISH - most important, visit Wat Arun, exit the boat at River boat stop by Grand Palace & Emerald Buddha (Check the days it is open, is 100 m walk from boat check dress code Mrs cannot wear stappy top or short skirt/dress also may need to wear socks) Visit the Temple & Palace. Depending on stamina retire for a few cool beers or take Tuk Tuk to Platinum Mall in Pratunam (unless Misses is an XXL size) Platinum is a new Mall not much for us 6 foot blokes but 1,000's of small Thai Designers crazy but the women LOVE the stuff there. Fine Dining you must go to Cabbages & Condoms in Sukhumvit - sit outside feel good about donating to charity & admire the Light shades & buy souvenirs. Patpong (Ladyboy bars & Nightmarket) is overpriced and full of touts but you can get 60% discount but hassle from touts for Ping Pong shows (DON'T GO they make you want to Vomit) You CAN take the Wife to Angel Witch 2nd floor in Nana Plaza. Nana is a very sad run down place these days, Angel Witch is the only GoGo bar with any style to it. The Owners wife is a Post Op Ladyboy but is a Choreographer. As such the girls put on "Semi Erotic shows with a 50 shades edge to them" However, I CAN say I have taken my Kids & my 80 year old Mum there, sure it was "mildly suggestive" had some nudity but was a world away from nasty places. (Oh and they ALL loved it) More fun is to head to Soi 13 (I think) on Sukhumvit to Soi Cowboy. You can walk down the street and it has a much better party vibe than Patpong or Nana. Also there is a damn fine have beer listen to Thai Heavy Metal Cover Band at Country Road at one end (no naked chicks) and a decent pub grub at the other end The Old Dutch Further out at the end of Soi 33 is The Londoner Brew Pub, make their own Pale Ale & Lager huge place good nosh and ALMOST tastes like Real Ale - good to watch the footie. Oh and STRONGLY advise - do NOT clean your teeth with tap water - they provide bottled water - USE IT. Also it is hot & you get Dehydrated so 7/11's sell Pocari Sweat & Gatorade Isotonics - use them Oh & always Oil Massage not Thai (They HURT) you can always have a Smiley Middle in case you aren't allowed a Happy Ending PM for the full tour brief done it soooooo many times Yarowat Street Chinese Market for Handbags & Accessories/Jewellery, Mo Chit/Ratuchat park for getting pick pocketed Terminal for Girly shopping & good cinema. Robinsons & Central & Emporium for sales on Designer gear