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You have Tourette's Sue? Didn't want to let the world know about Amarone, need to make sure there's a lake or two of it left why I next get to that part of the world - sorry to stereotype I have Butane Cylinders - they run out - right in the middle of a Full English Fry Up - on a Friday. Would LOVE to have real gas. There kept on topic

OK, thanks for that suggestion Jezza.

Bloody Hell SiP. Talk about Plagia Plaguear Sod it talk about nicking somebody else's post. I got +20 rep points for this last night from Toke's. Almost word for word as well. Not only did I out them I also SAVED THE WORLD! (From having to print Bearsy's book) Keep up FFS http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?39721-The-Ramirez-Off-Topic-Thread&p=1776995#post1776995 It was even proved to be true cos Spudders tried to deflect!

Why thanks. That's me taking a beating from the other 3 of them on Friday when we go watch SRL. Slips away gingerly off to check the Bungee Cords on the bed before heading to sleep.

Has to be Paul Telfer and well put by the more eloquent posters above. BUT also back in his time with us Carlton Palmer (as mentioned) stood out as a close second. We all thought he was rubbish and how the hell did he EVER get England caps, yet in the run up to the World Cup that season he showed real fight & quality for us and made some Journos even question whether he could have gone to the WC.

What's funny? His book or the idea of Bear writing one? Somehow I get the feeling it'll be all Clarksonesque level humour but with the word Bewbs and a few more spurts of inspiration

In other news today both Bearsy & Tokes have been outed. We now know what they do for a living. The Evidence is more damming than the damming evidence that is damming some geezer in Syria. Our TMS heroes are?? MP's. No not the Army types, the London types. And here is the proof http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2410261/Parliaments-computers-used-log-porn-websites-300-000-times-year.html They'd get my vote!

Or the fact that you sit in the middle of your Chianti Stocks & only need a candle to use the corkscrew

BULL KRAP. It has to be WAY more than that. Mrs D_P had to get Bungee cords on the corners of the Duvet. It kept floating away every night.

That explains many of the posters on here then...........

Guys/Mods We currently have around 10 Billy Sharp threads dating back 12 months Can you PLEASE move across there with this stuff.

Looks like Woy will have to call up JRod then

In reality? After the 15 or so years of nightmares leding up to Admin & ML? Our best ever Window. Simply because just for once, we did NOT have to worry about losing a Star Player. The ONLY real rumour/concern came at the end with the worry about Jack Cork. It has been a LONG time since we have KEPT our best players in a Transfer Window. I 4-1 can fully understand why we did NOT get FB cover in, but I am nervous about that (especially after Saturday) We got an International Striker in, we got the DM cover we REALLY needed (see start of last season with no Cork as evidence m'Lud) I am HAPPY we got rid of Puncheon. (For reasons I have posted many times) Mayuka has potential but is immature so a loan is good. I would have liked a Loan Wide player with pace (Lennon/Moses) but would NOT have liked a permanent signing as I think that would have blocked the progress & opptys for Isgrove/Rowe/Sinclair to get 10/15mins of game time and develop during this season) So yeah I'd give it a B+

Think this is a pretty Good Window

Well, let's face it the PL refs ain't much Kop either. Perhaps we can send them Howard Webb?

But then being a true Saints fan at least YOU know how to spell an ex-players name correctly

Perhaps he shares the wum opinion that he has become absolute rubbish and will never be able to play football again because we signed Wanyama.

No he won't. HTH

The Kraft Knut. No WONDER Eric is flying back to Madchester in a couple of weeks. I can see why he is called Tom Clever Bstd then. What does that Arsenil bloke's bird look like? You know, what's his name? Oh yeah, Jack Wheelchair That bad name joke is brought to you courtesy of USA Soccerguy

To be fair, that's probably more than the number of Home Shirts we have sold....

Thanks Tokes. It's so much nicer to have real friends on here who understand my pain. Hell, at the Hopfest on Thursday I had to put up with Eric trying to show everyone his British Beef Shreddies. As if seeing his man boobs every week wasn't enough. Luckily Mrs D_P charged in to the rescue & made sure it never happens again by giving him the mother of all Wedgies. He's now on tour as a Soprano with Jose Caceres for a month so Emily will be downloaded as wallpaper to replace him. BTW. Who is she & where does she hang out? I'm back in blighty for a few days weekend after this and ouch no sorry honey no ouch it's not Porn it's the for arrgghhh Anyone know a Sky/OSN Engineer? I need to get a Satellite decoder removed from my skull

Or Shaw & Clyne. Damn their careers went by so quickly

Saints shirts just been spotted on Sky News at The Bernebau (and no not Atletico ones, proper ones) #GlobalSFC

They have FEATURED matches and then OTHER GAMES. Other games have no Studio Build up & take a PLTV feed. Studio Games (ie a main game at 3pm Saturday + ANY televised Sky/BT game) will be on two different channels - HD in Arabic & 9 on Satellite) +1 thru +8 in English. IF you find this problem again just retune and watch the + whatever channel It is a pain to read AND they change it at short notice but the Al Jis Schedules page will help

lol