The Cat

MLG must be fuming about being wrong.

We're all over them. Genius selection from Ralph.

The biggest surprise in all of this to me is just how many people watch morning TV.

The replies under this are fun.

It is quite dull, especially without the best fans in the world booing them off. There's a few decent players and passages of play but like you I'm not watching the rest.

I think my favourite part of the first half, other than the Sunderland goal, was when the co-commentator said that these are both massive clubs who should be in the Premier League.

Chelsea strolled to a win there against Everton. Commentators saying how good they are, what a run of form they've had since Tuchel joined. They've won 7 and drawn 2 in the last 9 games. The other draw was against Man Utd. Just goes to show how well we played in that game to limit them to very few chances and get a point.

You can actually make a proper team out of them. Gunn Valery/Hoedt/O'Connor/Vokins Sims/Lemina/Slattery/Moi Hesketh/Long

So what we're basically saying is that we put in some shit performances under all 3 managers, all of whom had a few different players and others injured at some point. We could easily pick 3 completely abject performances under Koeman, Puel and Hassenhuttl and on the flip side also 3 amazing wins to suit whatever argument is being made. None of them could be considered failures because that would mean relegation and plenty of other clubs our size have had that since we came back to the top flight.

Ian Wright scored about 20% of his career goals against us.

I'll have some of what you are smoking please.

City will rest a load of players but still have £30billion of talent on the pitch and win at a canter.

Incredible work here.

This Sunderland fan on twitter is all over Pompey, loving his work. He's done loads more if you want to check his timeline.

He's done alright without being tested too much. He's given Ralph no reason to drop him so should carry on between the sticks for now.

Just leave it. Seriously you're just getting embarrassing now. Our final ball was poor all game, pretty much every forward player fucked up an easy pass to put a player in at some point in the game yet only one of them gets the abuse.

Solid performance, easy win. Could have had a few more if not for poor decisions with the final ball. Pretty sure they didn't have a meaningful shot on target. Another comfortable game for Forster. So good to have Walker Peters back to give us that balance in defence and attack.

People moan about our players but this guy is just a shithouse who would probably struggle to score in the Southern League.

SaintsWeb rules innit.

Armstrong is so good. What a run and just wide.

Go on Redmond.

I'm aware that miss was about 5 minutes ago but I only just thought of it.

Minami-no

I thought that at the time so didn't properly celebrate until they'd kicked off again. Watched the replay closely and he was onside.

I thought he was shit? That's what everyone on here told me.