The Cat

It would be quality if we played Bilbao.

Not far off! The bloke was dressed in his best Sports Direct clobber, sat there smelling of stale fag smoke. Always a good look in a Doctor Surgery.

He's definitely off. Source - random bloke in the doctor surgery waiting room.

Mine started going at 5. I'd say a friendly or a cup game is a good way to introduce them, Likely they'll be fascinated by the crowd and atmosphere more than the football at first but after a few games they'll get more and more into the game itself. Unlike the chap above I do not let mine play on my phone during the game. If they got a bit bored I would make sure I spent time chatting to them about the game, the crowd, the number of players wearing green boots etc etc. Anything to keep their attention with what is going on.

Their stadium will be half full of tourists next year.

Any idea what the incident was in the toilet before the game down by block 12? Stewards and Police rushed over, wouldn't let anyone in then stopped people going up and down the stairs to the concourse until just before half time.

U10's so I was told.

Koeman has already said he'll be here next season and has always been a man of his word. You're better off worrying about potential targets because at the moment he isn't one.

Yeah, let's just ****ing copy everyone else again "We are Southampton we sing our own songs" has to be the most ludicrously ironic chant of all time.

Oh yeah, we'll tell you something That you will understand Oh yeah we really love him We love Ryan Bertrand We love Ryan Bertraaaaaand We love Ryan Bertrand So please, pass to Ryan And he will beat his man He'll never, lose a tackle We love Ryan Bertrand We love Ryan Bertraaaaaaand We love Ryan Bertrand And when he scores a goal we feel happy inside It's just a feeling that we can't ever hide We can't hide We can't hide We love Ryan Bertraaaand We love Ryan Bertrand.

Because he's a Pompey fan and therefore one of the bestest they must have taken the 10 years he's had his ST and worked out it out to be the equivalent of 43 years supporting anyone else.

He's only had his ST for 10 years so why is the article blabbing on about 43 in the same seat?

There's no way we paid €7m up front for him so your point about the fees is likely to be way off. We'd have seen a bit more of him if we hadn't limped out of the Europa League before it was even a League.

What's to stop tourists buying a season ticket? London's full of people who work or study there for a few years and might fancy a cheap way to watch football. If they have an average season I predict there will be loads of empty seats for certain games where people just don't bother - a bit like the Emirates for a mundane Tuesday night fixture.

What I'm most looking forward to is seeing how many more bubble machines they can get around the edge of the pitch.

Isn't he good mates with Ostlund? Maybe we're tapping him up through an ex-player. This is looking more and more nailed on with every post on this thread.

YouTube ad revenue will count for a lot of it alongside their Twitch subscribers. *Awaits questions as to what on earth Twitch is*

Wow.

Does he have young children? If so and we throw in a family season pass for Peppa Pig World he could be convinced.

Yep, they have sold the Itchen and most of the Chapel. Some of the people further up this thread are showing their age a bit. A lot of the people playing started off online gaming but have branched out to do sketches, music and all sorts. KSI is probably one of the most famous people in the country among kids. Has over 12 million youtube subscribers, makes millions, drives a Lamborghini. Fair play to the lot of them.

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/sidemen-fc-v-youtube-allstars-tickets-21039276041

The Sidemen game is on 3rd June so the pitch won't be done until after that.

1-0 up

I really like him but then I'm a sucker for a bit of skill and a reverse pass. I understand why people get frustrated with him but you have to look past that and appreciate the good work he does. Turning Ivanovic inside out and dumping him on his fat butt at Stamford Bridge is way up there with my favourite moments of the season. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTcfgUDqX3A

I was quietly pleased we didn't resort to loads of "going down" songs. We've been in that position and it's bad enough without the opposition fans needlessly rubbing it in. It's not like we have any real history with them to feel the need to be pleased about them being in such a mess. Our presence was of no importance to the Villa fans at all which probably affected our atmosphere as there was no real needle between the fans. It's quite a strange sight to see the opposition fans celebrating our goals and not really caring when they scored.