The Cat

We have to put Toby back in defence and play our strongest back 4. I personally don't have an issue with playing Reed in midfield. He's done a decent job when he has played and will Wanyama alongside him.

Police advice around the derby match? Maybe they didn't want it on a Friday night?

They could have a special signal they make, like in American football when they throw hose hankies around when there's a foul. A camera trained on the captains at all time would see when they call it. Someone then presses a button and some graphics come on the big screen, a noise plays on the tannoy, ticker tape is released from the stadium roof, dancing girls appear from the tunnel and only then can we have our first replay, sponsored by Gazprom. While we are all waiting for the decision fans could bang on the backboard to hype up the tension. Sammy Saint could trot out and entertain the Family Stand with a thumbs up or down depending on what we want the decision to be. Clubs could sell branded, sponsored, thumbs up or down giant foam hands for us to wave while the video replay ref checks the footage. I can't wait.

Brentford (easy away game) Swindon (for Stephens and Turnball) Plymouth (mate has a season ticket there) From the Championship I'd really rather Middlesbrough didn't come up, especially if Sunderland don't get relegated. There should be a rule about having more than 2 North East clubs in the Premier League.

Last away of the season for me so I'm going to optimistically predict that Saints will reward my efforts this season by only losing 1-0.

Watched the second half yesterday, Grimsby were far better than them.

I really laughed when he was berating her for having Now 48 as her favourite album and not knowing the original band that recorded Dreams. The rest I found to be quite gentle humour, the most intriguing thing is how their relationship will develop.

Good read that. Ian Maddison?

A league 2 team could play loads because they have 46 league games plus enter both cups at round 1 and have JPT too. Can't be bothered to add it all up though.

I often wear a hat, mainly due to a lack of hair. I have one pair of skinny jeans but they sag around the waist and I'm too old for the pant showing look these days. I like to think I resemble the lovechild of Andrew Lloyd Webber and David Platt (football, not Corrie) but I'm not that pretty.

Sold to stknowle. Who is going to tell him the strippers are 2 fat blokes?

Plenty of people use the official club for every game so just give them a free match. Match ticket subsidies means everyone benefits. Look at the take up for Man City, we would never have sold out at full price.

Strippers, free booze, lines of coke racked up on the toilet seat. And a cold buffet.

The club putting these sorts of offers on gives anyone running unofficial coaches a big problem. For a number of reasons it's much better to discount ticket prices rather than travel. If they want to reward official travel club users run a loyalty scheme where you get a free trip after going on 10 trips or whatever.

That was a bloody good finish.

Like one of those JCL fans I despise I'd definitely go to the final at Wembley if they make it.

1-1.

Poch doesn't really favour the Europa, and Liverpool love their "famous European nights at Anfield" so the best result would be us 5th, Spurs 6th, Liverpool 7th and Villa winning the cup.

"Your club's to big for you" sing the Grimsby fans.

Oh and yeah, gutted about Morgan. He's been our best and most consistent player over the past 6 seasons.

If you type "Saintsweb" into google the 4th predictive search that pops up is "saintsweb guan". He's 2 places ahead of the Pompey Takeover Saga thread. If he never returns that's a fairly decent legacy to leave behind.

Don't forget Targett and McCarthy.

Williamson was with the first team squad when I went to watch them train under Strachan. He didn't have a clue what was going on. Not sure he was ever really part of the Academy.

What you mean like Lallana?

How about SFC being chanted the way they do USA? That would be all kinds of awesome. We could end it with a mass session of high fives in the stands! You'd love that Griffo, don't try and deny it.