The Cat

OK, Milburn introduced it, but Burnham carried it on: http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/andy-burnham-hits-out-royal-3358005 Anyway, I'm not on a witch hunt against him, just examples of how an MP can make a few speeches to increase their standings in the public eye while still having made what many people would see as ridiculous decisions. Maybe it's churlish, but to me it seems like it doesn't matter who wins the election. We're screwed whatever happens. Personally I think it will be another hung parliament.

And this: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/chris-skidmore/mid-staffordshire-andy-burnham_b_2970110.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9875660/Mid-Staffs-Labour-Government-ignored-MP-requests-for-public-inquiry-into-deaths.html

The marvellously named Meatbodies.

But he still landed the NHS with the ridiculous PFI debt and delayed the Mid Staffs enquiry. There are some decent MP's but they are the ones who work quietly behind the scenes for their constituents. The top ones irritate me so much I don't want to vote for any of them and Farage can go fuck himself with his jolly man down the pub vote pleasing bullshit rhetoric.

That's better.

I saw them a couple of years ago in a rammed festival tent before they won the Mercury. Had heard the hype but walked out after 2 songs because I thought they were terrible. Their new album has been panned by Pitchfork which means they'll probably now disappear into the obscurity they deserve.

That sounds pretty damn good. Jealous.

Good. Makes sense to have a number of games there as great experience for the players and a chance for fans who don't make it to first team games. I thought we were very good tonight. Reed pretty much ran the game, both full backs were excellent. Koeman was watching, I'd imagine he'd have been happy with what he saw. A reasonable crowd in the ground but thought there would be more. We have a great bunch of kids there playing attractive football and it was free entry.

I'll be there with my 2 nippers. Hopefully enough people will turn up to encourage the club to make it a more regular event.

Well it's not raining, the boat show has finished and the summer holidays are long over so there's no excuses left.

My son trains with Premier1 run by Scott Bevan and Darryl Flahavan. They don't do a lot of kicking practice though, and I'm not sure whether many of the those sort of sessions would. You can hire coaches for 1 on 1 sessions. I believe Paul Jones runs some, but having watched him try and kick a football over a number of years for Saints I wouldn't fancy recommending him for that.

Sorry, of course. He's here, he's there, he runs around a lot, Jack Cork, Jack Cork

Change it to Pelle and it gets the full thrust of my support.

Always thought we should sing "he's here, he's there, he's everyfuckingwhere, Jack Cork, Jack Cork"

A limited number of tickets left for tomorrow according to this: http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/20140926-qpr-tickets-still-available-1967389.aspx Hopefully a near sell out, a 6 goal win and Hoddle kicking a water bottle in frustration straight into Redknapp's scrotum

He should just apologise for being a complete cretin rather than for anything specific.

Keoman feel the noise We are the Southampton boys We go wild wild wild We go wild wild wild

2 shouts for Come On Eileen in a minute. It has to be.

Ohh Koeman Ronald I swear you were told At Southampton We can win everything Come On Eileen, obvs.

The chorus of Alive by Pearl Jam is woefully underused by football fans. The woooah ohh bit wound sound great, then just chuck Clyne's name in at the end. No words to remember, easy and powerful.

What, so Peach made up a quote from Forster?

That will be one hell of a gig. I'd love to pull Jessy Lanza's hair back.

One of the worst things about that chant (and there's plenty of them) is seeing grown men (and women) wave their arms from side to side.

It would annoy the Palace fans if we used the tune of Glad All Over You know that we love him All of the time He makes us happy Nathaniel Clyne And we're feeling Glad all over Yes, we're Glad all over Baby we're Glad all over that we've got Clyne