RedArmy

Struggling to work out if you're being serious here.

Aren't all signings about money?

I'm surprised this little secret hasn't slipped out before, what with our track record of trying to sign big money players from Europe's elite clubs.

Wouldn't be surprised if Hypo was one of them.

Classic! What's to trial? If he wants to sign here, which I very much doubt he would, you just f*cking sign him.

I'd love to have a day at the races with Channon, and a round of golf with Tiss.

How will I get my daily share of lols if he's not here for mongs to call him 'June'? Devastated.

From the bits I saw, Federer didn't seem to playing with the same fire he normally does.

Sounds like the 3 port valve.

F*ck me we've got a clever one over here.

Yeah true. With our new HD screens, and red felt around the pitch. Champions League is inevitable. If he says 3 years, we'll probably do it this year.

Champions League in 3 years HAHA

Why the fck is Guly wearing the number 7 shirt?

Really? Pretty sure some of them just went on a minibus to the Evian game at the weekend. Sounds pretty dedicated to me, unless all of their parents live in France/Switzerland.

The same Gareth Bale that scored a Champions League hatrick at the San Siro? LOL

Are you actually comparing promotion back to the premier league, to actually winning the title? S

There's a difference between aiming high, and being a fantasist.

The signings so far suggest not...

He should've been after the 04/05 season.

Probably someone seeing the Range Rover with a German plate parked outside SMS, doubling 2 and getting 5.

Ha Ha.

Similar sized clubs.

I heard we're going to pay him £1m a week. Cortese has had the plan for ages, he's been saving up our ticket tax and car parking charges to go towards it. However he realised we didn't quite have enough so he designed a hugely popular home shirt to raise extra funds. All hail King Cortese.

I'd rather he deleted himself.

Jesus christ. Nothing wrong with being ambitious, but how about we establish ourselves as a PL club again first? 2 years ago we were in league one FFS, a bit of perspective wouldn't go a miss. No wonder there's rumours of us not being able to agree terms with players, if this fantasist is going round telling them he wants the world then they're bound ask for silly money.