trousers

One assumes we'll be buying a speedy / instinctive centre forward that can actually get on the end of those excellent crosses...?

I'm coming around to this train of thought. I was firmly in the "no penalty" camp at the time but, I agree, if that player made the same contact anywhere else on the pitch hardly anyone would bat an eyelid if a free kick was given.

Because certain people keep biting...?

Nope...

Gooooooooaaallllll

Offside... FFS

Palmer and Watkins coming on

How Kane is still on the pitch is baffling

Foden hits the post! Cracking effort. Almost a replica of the Spanish lad's effort last night.

Dutch hit the crossbar

How was that not a free kick?

Should be 2!!

Goooooaaalllll

Given!!! 😂😂😂

Penalty...?!

Kane blasts over

I missed the build-up... Do we know why Trippier started over Shaw?

If Pickford stays more upright rather than leaning back almost horizontal, he *may* have stopped that...

Cock

I'd have thought the last thing we we want to see is Downes eating more raw food....

To be fair, most outgoing governments leave a bit of a mess, otherwise they wouldn't have been voted out....

See what happens when you oust the Tories....?

If only most smartphones had a decent camera these days rather than people having to resort to using a potato to take photographs....

This f**king shite weather... I've just put the heating on and it's almost the middle of f**king July. Just f**k right off, FFS. Twats.

Appreciate there's always going to be an element of "new leader bounce" but I'm impressed with Starmer's first few days in office so far 👍