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Lucky escape there Vic...

Smiles all round... http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/gallery-squad-train-for-norwich-clash-1022604.aspx

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/new-third-kit-launched-1022625.aspx

Yeah, pretty much....although I didn't realise quite how hit and miss he's been until I read his stats after posting. Thought he might fit as a cheap (ish) Puncheon replacement but would rather we looked at promoting the likes of Isgrove and Rowe. As you were ladies and gents.... (i.e. ignore me)

I just watched the video of this morning's press conference with Pochettino. When asked if we were interested in signing Abdoulaye Ba he frowned and gave a categoric "No. I'm being honest with you" answer. When asked the same question about Victor Moses he gave a long-winded Osvaldo-esque "no, not really, but...." never say never kind of answer. Make of that what you will...

http://www.player.saintsfc.co.uk/latest-news/article/3441302/date/20130829130100/page/0/name/Pochettino's-pre-Norwich-press-conference

Or, as linked on here, via the Daily Mail, two days ago... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?44154-Summer-2013-HCDAJFU-Transfer-thread&p=1770979#post1770979

All we need now is for Rod, Jane and Freddy to be arrested and my childhood memories will be completely shot to pieces...

Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen16h Well, it has arrived! Feast your eyes on this fellow News syndicate members @stevebone1 @Greg_KOS_sport #Pompey pic.twitter.com/k5iANLYhQX

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/8895074/premier-league-ricardo-vaz-te-hands-in-transfer-request-at-west-ham

Classy....

BREAKING NEWS: Catherine Zeta Jones to undergo vaginal plastic surgery: "I just want rid of the saggy old ****", she has stated.

@SouthamptonFC: MP on the transfer window: "I think we've achieved the goals we set out for ourselves. We're very happy with who we've signed." #saintsfc @SouthamptonFC: MP: "I think it's important to have a nucleus of home-grown players from our Academy. That's how we want to proceed." #saintsfc @SouthamptonFC: MP on potential signings: "At the moment, we are keeping our eye on what's happening. Overall, we're happy with what we've got." #saintsfc @SouthamptonFC: MP on potential signings: "It wouldn't be a problem if we didn't sign anyone else." #saintsfc

You can still get 25/1... Still good odds if its as likely as your source suggests...

@SouthamptonFC: Join us from 9am tomorrow morning, when Mauricio Pochettino will be speaking ahead of Saturday's trip to @NorwichCityFC. #saintsfc

Just had a small punt on Moses at 25/1. Here's hoping I have more luck with this one than the "nailed on" Scott Sinclair bet last week...

Nice kit...

Grass me up why don't you...

http://www.theuksportsnetwork.com/interview-with-micah-hall-how-portsmouth-fc-are-leading-the-way-in-fan-engagement

New lawn? Sod that...

http://www.theuksportsnetwork.com/interview-with-micah-hall-how-portsmouth-fc-are-leading-the-way-in-fan-engagement

Blackmore asked Perez about Guly in the post match interview and he said he was ill too. BBC Solent Sport ‏@solentsport #saintsfc assistant boss Jesús Pérez speaking to @bigadamsport after 5-1 League Cup win at Barnsley http://boo.fm/b1569396

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/aug/27/barnsley-southampton-capital-one-cup

Fulham beat Burton on penalties