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Goal!!!!!! Rooney

Welbeck FFS! Easier to score

This is shaping up nicely for a Rickie masterclass in the last half hour

Does Smalling realise he's playing right back?

Hamstring? That'll teach him for scoring flying volleys in training... Davis + Gazza vs Man Utd then...

Spooky...only a day or so after I questioned why they haven't had one for a while...

Agree with pap's logic here. The best way to cover up a crime is to act as if you didn't commit the crime. The McCanns are acting as if they didn't commit the crime. So, one way or the other, their actions make perfect sense.

Totally agree. England losing today would be a blessing in disguise. It would accelerate the re-building of the squad in time for EURO '18 and beyond. Being out of the top flight for 7 years did Saints the world of good in the long run and the same would be true for England if they missed the next World Cup. I do like agreeing with you on stuff like this Hypo. Much better than the "my opinion is better than yours, ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, ner" bickering mentality of some on here.

Far too subtle for this forum...

If only I'd known there was a right answer, rather than different opinions, I'd have answered differently. My bad.

Sounds like ******** to me....

@SouthamptonFC: RT @premierleague: Mike Jones has been appointed referee for Manchester United v Southampton on Saturday 19 October #MUNSOU

Nah.... they'll splash the proceeds on some highly paid 30+ year old journeyman on a short term contract....

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2013/oct/13/artur-boruc-poland-england

Same happened to me too! Doc: "Ah, ok sir, I'd better put a bit more anaesthetic in that side then" Me: "Yes you bloody well had!"

http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/vasectomy

God bless Truckasaurus http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?46986-Advise-Please-incident-yesterday&p=1796990#post1796990 RIP

Saints win. And then England to win in the play-offs... Win win.

I know this sounds completely wrong but a small part of me has been hoping that would happen just to see how things panned out. Time to visit the priest to repent my sins. Lord may the SWF thought police forgive me.

Had mine done c.15 years ago. It was the burning smell that I hadn't prepared myself for...

Come to think about it, there's been little or no Pompey webchats this season. Someone might get the wrong impression that the new owners are trying to suppress any 'difficult' questions being asked in the open. Good job we don't have any crazy conspiracy theorists on here who would come to that conclusion ...

Can't see anything ever happening, and even if it does, just watch the authorities fawn over the "fan owned" club and bend over backwards to avoid derailing the worlds bestest community club ever... Luton got retrospectively punished for the financial misdemeanors of the previous incumbents. Pompey won't. Fact...

We just need one of those Neil Allen webchats where we can ask said crack journalist about such anomalies on companies house website as he always has a full and insightful answer to such queries...

Maybe there's a link between the low arrest levels and the amount of filming that takes place...