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I've just told my cat to stop chasing pigeons. Will let you know how that goes...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23314179

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC VIDEO: The latest episode of #PreSeasonUncovered is now on @YouTube, covering #SaintsFC's first 48 hours in Spain: http://youtu.be/HlLSXOMFlEg [video=youtube_share;HlLSXOMFlEg]

Indeed. One report saying he's on the cusp of joining Napoli and the other saying Napoli are about to throw in the towel and he's going to Spurs instead... All good "fun"...

@SouthamptonFC: Good morning from Spain! Maya Yoshida joined us overnight and is straight into it. #preseasonuncovered #saintsfc http://t.co/H5ROr0MtXI

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/10547323.Does_Wanyama_signing_leave_Cork_out_in_the_cold_/ "The signing of Victor Wanyama has been greeted by much enthusiasm and excitement at Saints, not exactly surprising given the £12m they spent on him. The Nigerian can play in a variety of positions, but is widely accepted to be at his best as a powerhouse central midfielder." Oops... (Edit: they updated that pretty sharpish)

@SerieAFFC: Napoli making progress in talks for Internacional star: Internacional striker Leandro Damiao remain... http://t.co/JmZaG3uvUX @serieaffc

Well, that's one way of bumping his price up a smidgen...

A bit similar to Wanyama's path to Saints then....

You now have something in common with Harry Redknapp (alegedly). Every silver lining...

If they're reluctant union reps then they're hardly going to be rubbing their hands with glee at the prospect of becoming an MP then, I'd have thought?

That's assuming union reps (and union leaders) aren't on some self fulfilling power trip too...

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@jordansibley: This evening's entertainment: @DejanLovren05 singing, a @VictorWanyama vs Steven Davis video montage & the young lads singing @onedirection!

Careful. You know "whataboutery" raises Verbal's hackles...

@SouthamptonFC: There is a new face in the camp this afternoon - @VictorWanyama has joined us! http://t.co/JpvSHXh3Pm @SouthamptonFC: Straight into action for @VictorWanyama as he completes some stretching exercises #saintsfc #preseasonuncovered http://t.co/Sb3PPYLUKI @Wattsypics: Victor Wanyama arrives and wastes no time getting to work with some light exercise reps #saintsfc #unit http://t.co/ozPOMeOJbr

@SouthamptonFC: Plenty of interest in @Wattsypics's latest #PreSeasonUncovered images! Gallery online later today. #saintsfc http://t.co/z1iobcVjE0

Never any doubt...

Yep, and 'outed' on here as a Saints fans at the time

Didn't realise he ended up at the Echo

Hope you negotiated a good price...

I've got a copy too... I'll happily trade it for a season ticket

@pn_steve_wilson: Juvenile, ultimately pointless but still brilliant. Good work. (Cue torrent of abuse from uptight rival fans)... http://t.co/7sh4DqmsYj