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I'm on the same wavelength but I'd be tempted to start Forren (which may be considered "full strength" anyhow...depending on how good he is of course!)

^This

I think Carlsberg must have started selling irony again

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It's OK....they didn't want him anway.... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/eastwood-rejects-pompey-deal-to-join-blackburn-1-5091764 Chalk up another one on the 'hero to zero' board please Rallyboy...

@ToryTreasury: Q1 2013 growth: France -0.2%, Germany +0.1%, UK +0.3% @Peston: Confidence of big British businesses improves. String of company results in assorted sectors showing (modest) expectations met or bettered

You highlight why it's so much easier being a pessimist. When you're wrong you can say: "glad I was wrong" and when you're right you can say: "told you so". There's an element of satisfaction in either outcome when you're a pessimist. (That's not intended as a judgement or character assassination, just a general observation of human behaviour)

@SouthamptonFC: VIDEO: Manager Mauricio Pochettino speaks to @skysports_ed at the #SFCAwards2013 this evening. #saintsfc http://t.co/QMIBDW2Z3Z [video=youtube_share;BAieod4JpnY]

@TomCoull: Pochettino's first interview in English was absolute class. We have a snippet of it going on YouTube very shortly. #saintsfc #SFCAwards2013

@SouthamptonFC: Pochettino thanks everyone for their support at the end of his first-ever English-language interview. #sfcawards2013

@SouthamptonFC: Mauricio Pochettino is now on stage to speak to @skysports_ed! #sfcawards2013 @SouthamptonFC: Pochettino: "I must apologise - my English is not good! I believe Morgan deserves this trophy." #sfcawards2013 @SouthamptonFC: Pochettino: "For me, all the players, staff and supporters have done a great job in the last four months." #sfcawards2013 @SouthamptonFC: Pochettino: "I am very happy with the reception. Now your family is my family." #sfcawards2013 @SouthamptonFC: Pochettino: "Now it's time to enjoy this moment. After the last game, it's time to work for next season." #sfcawards2013

@SouthamptonFC: Morgan Schneiderlin polled an incredible 68.6% of the fans' vote, ahead of Rickie Lambert in second and @jackcork1 in third. #sfcawards2013

@SouthamptonFC: The 2012-13 Official Fans' Player of the Season is MORGAN SCHNEIDERLIN! #sfcawards2013 @SouthamptonFC: Morgan: "Thank you to all the fans. I've been here five years and they've been brilliant. They always support us." #sfcawards2013

@SouthamptonFC: The 2012-13 Scholar of the Season is JAMES WARD-PROWSE! #sfcawards2013

@SouthamptonFC: The 2012-13 Goal of the Season Award goes to JASON PUNCHEON for his equaliser in January's 2-2 draw at @chelseafc! #sfcawards2013

@SouthamptonFC: The 2012-13 Players' Player of the Season is MORGAN SCHNEIDERLIN! #sfcawards2013

@alex_crook: So now they are safe who would #saintsfc fans like then to sign next season? Reports in Holland they are back in for PSV winger Jermain Lens

Redknapp might even end up being right with his 37 point target...

4-1

3-1

They could do with someone like Schneiderlin next season...

Now Arsenal go close. End to end stuff

Wigan goal ruled offside

Wigan go close to scoring another

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