trousers

Ffs

Tighter than a ...

Ffs lambert!

Did I bang my head last night? I appear to have woken up on a Pompey message board where they justify writing off their c.£150m debt by uttering: "well, Man Utd is run on debt - we only did what they are doing, innit?"

Premier League safety

Yes!

Get in

Ramires red card

Benteke 1-0

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?t=44676

Indeed. No doubt they'll also be consigning their DVDs of the Premier League and FA Cup glory days to the rubbish tips of history to avoid their kids' minds getting tainted by the excesses and evils of those illgotten halcyon days...

His £1,000 is effectively a non-conditional donation. Did he not read the wonderful prospectus that explained they weren't shares? If the biggest community club in the world were to accept an offer for the club they may very well choose to divi out the proceeds but they are under no legal obligation to do so (as far as I'm aware). Anyway, surely they will want to remain as the bestest community owned club forever given its such a brilliant operating model and a beacon to the rest of the footballing world...

@GraemeBailey: Stoke City have agreed a deal for Australian starlet Alex Grant from Portsmouth, Sky Sports understands. http://t.co/0cBb356kJ9 @LawrencePFCHall: Why do we release players who then walk into premier league clubs? So frustrating! #Pompey

Coyr!!

Did anyone actually post a poo to Cortese in the end?

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Luke Shaw ‏@Luke_shaw3 Some bright colours today at training..who's the guy to the right ?? pic.twitter.com/D9OHrcAVBw

@TelegraphNews: Britain's recovery is gathering momentum on the back of a “stunning” resurgence in manufacturing, say economists http://t.co/d9vDT8AV7U

Mine came through a day or so after ordering them (a couple of weeks ago)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2322011/BT-sparks-TV-war-Sky-offering-FREE-live-premier-league-football-matches-broadband-customers.html Result

8th

Life is pointless when subjected to logical analysis