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What minute of the game would we clap in though? Most are taken by other clubs already....

Alex Goring Crook ‏@alex_crook I understand Nigel Adkins is to be replaced as #saintsfc manager by Mauricio Pochettino. Could be announced as early as today. Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen Blimey, according to @alex_crook Nigel Adkins to be replaced as Southampton manager by Mauricio Pochettino. Isn’t football crazy.

My understanding is that they suddenly reduced the OD limit by a million quid or thereabouts (rather than removed the facility altogether), but it was enough to break the camel's back... Must be a slow news day in Pompeyland this morning

The analogy I would use is a gunman pointing a gun at my head drags me to the nearest cash machine. I'm the one pressing the buttons but he's the one giving me no choice...

Indeed. And when their parents cut out the cigarettes, booze, takeaways, etc, it'll more than compensate for the 1% cap in benefit increase...

"About 4"....Stephen Fry said so.... [video=youtube_share;25YMT5yTRuU]http://youtu.be/25YMT5yTRuU (fast forward to 23:10) p.s. sorry for the partial hijack of your thread

Costs £2.49 but best weather app out there IMO

https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/weatherpro/id294631159

Urban myth

I can think of lots of reasons stopping me doing that....

Anyone else getting bored with today's wall-to-wall coverage on BBC News this morning? It's only cycling FFS. In other really important news....hedgehog comes out of hibernation 5 weeks early....

Weaker sterling? Excellent news for exports. Keep the good news coming

Ah, ok - fair dos. I guess the difference I'm trying to highlight is that we may not have needed to choose the admin route if Barclays hadn't 'engineered' the insolvency situation...

@solentsport: Solentsport can reveal that #saintsfc defender @Luke_shaw3 set to be named in Eng U21 squad for 1st time in next months friendly v Sweden @NabilHassan79: Stuart Pearce hails "outstanding" #saintsfc star Luke Shaw and reveals he's set to win his first Under-21 call up: http://t.co/SZzcaTPH

Damn....beat me to the witty Fawlty Towers reference

"Que Meester Cortese?"

Yep, saw that. A tad 'pots and kettles' for a journo that accuses Saints fans of being obsessed with their rivals....

http://www.sportsvibe.co.uk/news/football/sir-alex-praises-rickie-lambert-as-he-demands-united-improve-penalty-taking-22559/

Bablefish translation of that original Spanish article: All seems to point back to before we went on our current decent run.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21063979

I'll take that as a compliment

Psssst.....the "Atkins" is for comical effect....