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Victor Meldrew

Not sure about that, I just find it mildly amusing that a professional local journalist tweets that he's all excited about a recent premier league team scraping the bottom of the football league barrel.

@pn_neil_allen: Going to be another busy week on the signing front for #Pompey by sound of it. New faces and familiar faces! All rather exciting.

Boruc Clyne - Fonte - Forren - Shaw Cork Schneiderlin Puncheon Davis Lallana Rodriguez Subs: Davis, Hooiveld, Yoshida, JWP, Lambert, Mayuka, Guly Saints 3 Stoke 1 Final league position: 10th

Pochettino used the word "problem" to explain why they get linked to so many players. So, not a problem in itself, just a "problem" in that our scouting activity will inevitably generate our fair share of rumours.

http://audioboo.fm/boos/1387591-saintsfc-boss-mauricio-pochettino-talks-to-bigadamsport-after-draw-with-sunderland

Damn.... I'd forgotten I also had c.£8k coming to me if Saints were relegated. I feel weirdly happy!

Guaranteed at least a dozen bites there I reckon ART....

Its disappointing that we didn't put things to bed a few games earlier but I wouldn't describe it as a "poor" end to the season. We effectively gave the other sides a 10 game head-start and can still finish in the top half (if we win and a few results go our way next week).

"There will be an earthquake measuring 8.9 on the Richter scale in Southampton tomorrow." Opinion or a slight loss of sanity?

4th

BBC Final Score reporter: "Southampton the much more composed team and deserved at least a point"

We gave the rest of the league a 10 game head start and are still within a chance of finishing in the top half. Not a bad return from our first season back in the Premier League

Safe....and a win next week could see us finishing 10th

Safe!!!

Just enough time for a late Sunderland winner then...

Jeeez

Why does Lambert always concede offside? Linos do get it wrong sometimes Rickie... Play the ball and see what happens

Yes!!!!!

Another Hooiveld flick on...