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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20757141

http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/portsmouth/fb_news.php?storyid=18882

Donald Vass ‏@donaldvass Probably best to avoid the 2013 #pompey calender - three of the players have left already and it's not even Januarypic.twitter.com/XKQ7bi1L Still, look on the bright side, you can always pick it up at a bargain basement price at the Pompey "Megastore".... http://www.pompeymegastore.com/item/Pompey_2013CALENDAR_0_841_0_c.html

Indeed. Pompey fans....comparing apples with oranges since 2009....

I'll leave the poor confused soul in your capable hands....

CrossvaderDJ ‏@CrossvaderDJ #saintsfc - once again #pompey timeline filled with bile about us. Once again I ask the question; what did YOU do when ur club was f***ed. Erm....since when was having a billionaire eager to buy us classed as "f***ed"?

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/a-blue-feeling-for-santa-at-pompey-game-1-4594701

I'm now off to Twitterland to watch MLG tear into the Pompey Fraternity (pun intended) on there....

A sensible starting price of £125 helps... http://www.buyrangers.org/

Unlike historians today looking back 2,000 years or so at the reasons behind the advent of religions...

Any volunteers to put this poor perplexed chap out of his misery....? And someone needs to remind this chap that the Pompey investigation team usually kicks in about 3 years after the stable doors have opened and the horses bolted... "Investigate more recent events"? What a quaint notion....

I hate to be disingenuous (honest guv!), and fair play to Whittingham and a few of the players for visiting the hospital, but... only 4 players? http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/health/local-health/big-thanks-to-the-blues-1-4593985

Inept

Mo for me Can't get through on the voting lines though... Edit: just got through. Voted for Le Tissier

Hartlepool just signed Messi?

Yep, because every team in the league performs at the same level each and every game...

Ah, ok...didn't realise that. I just seem to recall Portpin using Express FM to release statements in the past (unless I'm confusing them for another broadcaster)

Express FM are a mouthpiece for Portpin (allegedly)...

Newcastle just pulled a goal back... Newcastle 1 Man City 2 Come on City!

Is it safe to assume they are actually paying tax at the moment....or is that yet another groundhog day laugh-out-loud episode on the horizon?

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The thought has crossed my mind on several occasions. He did come close (ish) to being chairman of Saints a few years back after all...