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When?

When?

I agree with Turkish 30th November 2012 @ 2:54pm GMT

Bit of a non-story but 'for the record'.... http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11700/8296628

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/guy-s-looking-towards-moment-of-truth-1-4539954

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-seeking-free-agent-to-solve-goalkeeping-headache-1-4544225

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2240968/Tesco-ask-24-year-old-buying-chocolate-pudding-ID--gets-hot-burn-himself.html

They're talking out of their buttocks. As per the opta stats above, Gazza lets in less goals per minute played than Reina.

Gazza has better stats than Reina (percentage wise).... [TABLE=width: 1] [TR] [TH=class: player1, bgcolor: #DDDDDD, colspan: 2]José Reina[/TH] [TH=class: hidden, bgcolor: #DDDDDD, align: center]Comparison[/TH] [TH=class: player2, bgcolor: #DDDDDD, colspan: 2, align: right]Paulo Gazzaniga[/TH] [/TR] [TR] [TD=class: player1 image][/TD] [TD=class: player1]GK[/TD] [TH=align: center]Position[/TH] [TD=class: player2, align: right]GK[/TD] [TD=class: player2 image, align: right][/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=class: player1]10[/TD] [TH=align: center]Games played[/TH] [TD=class: player2, align: right]8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=class: player1]900[/TD] [TH=align: center]Minutes Played[/TH] [TD=class: player2, align: right]720[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=class: player1]10[/TD] [TH=align: center]Starts[/TH] [TD=class: player2, align: right]8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=class: player1]0[/TD] [TH=align: center] Substitution On [/TH] [TD=class: player2, align: right]0[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=class: player1]0[/TD] [TH=align: center] Substitution Off [/TH] [TD=class: player2, align: right]0[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [TABLE=width: 513] [TR] [TH=class: player1, bgcolor: #DDDDDD, align: center]José Reina[/TH] [TH=class: hidden, bgcolor: #DDDDDD, align: center]Comparison[/TH] [TH=class: player2, bgcolor: #DDDDDD, align: center]Paulo Gazzaniga[/TH] [/TR] [TR] [TD=class: player1]14[/TD] [TH=align: center]Goals Conceded[/TH] [TD=class: player2, align: right]11[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=class: player1]64.3[/TD] [TH=align: center]Mins per goal conceded[/TH] [TD=class: player2, align: right]65.5[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=class: player1]3[/TD] [TH=align: center]Clean Sheets[/TH] [TD=class: player2, align: right]1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=class: player1]21[/TD] [TH=align: center]Saves[/TH] [TD=class: player2, align: right]22[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=class: player1]2.1[/TD] [TH=align: center]Saves per 90 minutes[/TH] [TD=class: player2, align: right]2.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=class: player1]60%[/TD] [TH=align: center]Shots saved[/TH] [TD=class: player2, align: right]66.7%[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=class: player1]3[/TD] [TH=align: center]Catches[/TH] [TD=class: player2, align: right]8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=class: player1]4[/TD] [TH=align: center]Punches[/TH] [TD=class: player2, align: right]2[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/an-opta-comparison-lfc-v-saints

I'm gonna be more disappointed if we don't get a draw at Anfield than I was when we didn't beat Norwich at St.Marys. If you get my drift....

I know, ridiculous isn't. I've even heard from a reliable source that some people have even gone onto a football message board to moan about it. FFS

http://www.lfcreds.com/reds/index.php/topic,44014.0.html "Can't say I'm looking forward to this game" "It says everything that we come to this game and I'm even contemplating anything other than an easy win, no confidence at all in our midfield" "Well i'm f**king terrified to be honest. They play some decent flowing attacking footy, and where we are at the moment, I'm losing confidence in our ability to change from the obviously predictable. If they sit back and counter, I fear we won't be able to break them down." "Southampton at home shouldn't worry me in the slightest but right now it does." "beware of the saints they have scoring power which we lack" "I am going for a draw, 0-0" "Who plays centre midfield at the moment is a the big question because none of them are in form but Southampton knock it around well so whoever plays there will need to boss and control the game." "I don't think they are a bad team. They played some good passing games this season. Remember the game against city" "I think Southampton will prove no pushovers" "the very scary thing is Southampton will be coming to Anfield knowing we have won just 2 league games this season was it Wigan and Reading?.So they are not coming here to try to keep the score down." Edit : damn you Junior Mullet!

Instead of who?

You're forgetting that it takes a few weeks for all the loan applications to be approved...

@officialsaints: A bit of news for those travelling to @LFC: Saints will be wearing our all-white away kit at Anfield tomorrow. #saintsfc

If, as he rightly says, the rules on this are clear (which they are) why did Pompey even contemplate trying to bend the rules (yet again). I thought they'd turned over a new leaf? Same old Pompey...always trying to bend the rules

@MarkJLittlewood: BREAKING NEWS +++ #Pompey Trust collection is less than £500k according to inside sources. Only £1,300,000 to go. @ollybirchpfc: @MarkJLittlewood haha even if that was true, that's 25% of take up in two weeks, fantastic effort #PlayUpPompey @MarkJLittlewood: @ollybirchpfc bless. Why aren't the Trust releasing these "fantastic" numbers. I thought a new era of #Pompey transparency was dawniing?

"Biggest community owned club in the country"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20544939

Twitter rumours that Rolf Harris is now "assisting police with their enquiries"

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport David #Beckham is set to begin talks with French side AS Monaco, reports @BenSmithBBC http://bbc.in/QPdy06 #bbcfootball

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-told-they-can-rely-on-eastwood-1-4534112 Why do they persist in calling their c.23 years old players "kids" or "youngsters" as if they are only just 'ready' for League One football? The average age of our Premier League starting line-up is c.23 years FFS...

Is this the first (only?) game where we wear our white away kit?

We will comfortably finish mid-table (8th at best)