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So..."paying the unsecured creditors in full" actually translates to "here, have £1million instead of the c.£150million you've lost over the last 3 years". At least they pass the Pompey School Of Accounting test...

And for the Escrow account link...

@AnilBhoyrul: REVEALED: Offer letter for $20m Portsmouth FC bid http://t.co/B396DmJ6 via @ArabianBusiness

Btw, I assume this is Birch simply buying yet more time? Aka another reason to ignore another deadline...?

@AnilBhoyrul: #pompey offer letter says "pay the unsecured creditors in full". details on @ArabianBusiness at 10.20am Eh? Including those from CVA1? So, that'll be a c.£150m takeover then.... Excuse me while I stitch my sides back up...

@AnilBhoyrul: #pompey new deal would leave club debt free and funded to 2016. Details tomoro on @ArabianBusiness

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anil_Bhoyrul

@pn_neil_allen: No riddles or ambiguous answers please @TheRealSulaiman - #Pompey fans would appreciate being told straight if you're involved in new bid.

@pn_neil_allen: RT @bobbeech: The very first questions every #Pompey should ask when hearing of a proposed take over bid should be Why? What's in it for you?

@pn_Rory_McKeown: Middle East consortium lodges bid for #Pompey - reports: http://t.co/whOjg7yJ

Of course, what would be really amusing is, having finally learned their lesson about dodgy owners, our Pompey fan friends scare off this latest buy out....only to find out afterwards they were the real McCoy... Carlsberg don't do conundrums that confuse the hell out of ever so slightly dim football fans, but if they did...

Fixed it....Damn iPhone auto complete...

Middle East consortium...? You can buy apt of photocopiers for $20m... ;-)

@pn_Rory_McKeown: Middle East consortium lodges bid for Pompey, reports suggest. More to follow http://t.co/X66eML9P soon.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politics/council-rules-out-taking-sides-in-pompey-bid-war-1-4240525

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politics/council-rules-out-taking-sides-in-pompey-bid-war-1-4240525 If it transpires that liquidation is the best solution for the creditors (now that there is £3m burning a hole in Trev's pocket this might well be the case) then surely the head of the local council should be backing what is best for the creditors rather than artificially keeping a football club afloat? Aren't councillors supposed to have a moral compass?

But we want it to die because we think it'll be good for you in the long run. Carlsberg don't do rocket science, but if they did...

@Bizzle_8: @pn_neil_allen Joseph Cala has bought Italian major league side Calcio Lecco 1912 to 'get them to the Champions League' #Pompey #luckyescape Yep...very lucky...you've landed on your feet after dodging Cala....

@pn_neil_allen: RT @neilperrettecho: BREAKING NEWS: Harry Redknapp returns to #afcb in an advisory capacity.

Not forgetting they've had two administrations in two years which has given them plenty of practice.

@pn_neil_allen: RT @officialpompey: #Pompey sign Hungarian defender Gabor Gyepes on a one-month deal: http://t.co/dMbGc9Wf