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100% of those currently berating the FL for the opposite reason. Guaranteed.

Come on...own up...who's been playing silly buggers with their petition...? @pn_neil_allen: The 'No to Portpin' petition now up to 1,964 - that's approx 1,300 new signatures in 1 day! http://t.co/Pw2POUsM @whorunsmyclub #Pompey

Cork out for "just a couple of weeks" according to Mr Adkins... http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/nigel-injury-will-make-cork-stronger-394652.aspx

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/artur-hopes-to-be-lucky-charm-394643.aspx Boruc has already trained for the first time with his new teammates, but he admits that having not featured for a club since the end of last season that he is some way short on where he wants to be fitness wise. “It’s been quite heavy this week to be honest, but I haven’t done much in the past couple of weeks which is why I feel that way and hopefully it’s going to be OK in the next few weeks,” he explained.

@officialsaints: Here's a free video of Nigel Adkins looking ahead to the @Everton game on our official YouTube channel: http://t.co/4UNX0xYV #saintsfc

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19696253 Everton v Southampton Southampton deserved their first win of the season against Aston Villa last weekend and picking up their first three points is extremely important for them, but going to Goodison Park is a different proposition altogether. In fact, I don't see Saints picking up very many points away from home full stop. They look very vulnerable when teams go at them, and Villa didn't really offer much of a challenge in that respect. In the Championship, Nigel Adkins and his side probably felt they could go away and win at most places but I think they will learn very quickly that things are different in the top flight, especially when they travel to places like Goodison where they have to play the crowd as well as the team. The Everton fans were singing 'we're going to win the league' during their impressive win at Swansea last week. I think they are getting carried away a bit there, but they have made such a strong start and don't forget they should really have beaten Newcastle which would mean they would have even more points. You get the feeling they are going to have a really good season, although that might depend on how many injuries they get. Prediction: 2-0

I was with him until this point... Blackpool...?

Adkins pre-match press conference http://www.player.saintsfc.co.uk/latest-news/article/2932002/date/20120927163800/page/0/name/Adkins%27-Pre-Everton-Press-Conference

Who I think should be in goal: Boruc Who I think will be in goal: Gazza

What league are they in?

Aren't those two different people? i.e. Callum Stevens and Callum Adams... Unless I've lost the plot along the way somewhere....

And the award for the poorest play on words headline goes to.... http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2012/09/27/goodison-tis-le-fortress

@solentsport: #pompey defender Josh Thompson could be out for up to 6 weeks according to Micheal Appleton, after turning his ankle in training

Someone's been to the Pompey school of accounting....

Oh C o c k

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/poll/2012/sep/27/top-gear-jeremy-clarkson-pay?CMP=twt_gu

Yet more classic slide splitting lines in there....

If we didn't have 1500 pages of similar antics to fall back on we'd all be astounded by such revelations but that article just goes to show that it's BAU down the road in Pompey fantasy football land, no matter how much they dress it up as a hard luck story. In fact, the more they bleat about how hard done by they are the more it reveals how they still want to fall back on the tried and tested method of cheating to be "competitive".

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/pompey-rue-the-stars-who-slipped-through-the-net-1-4305781

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/9952758.Saints_given__reminder__about_charter_from_FSF

Oops. Sorry guvnor. The excitement of reaching the 1500 page mark obviously got the better of me

BBC Solent Sport ‏@solentsport Former #england & #pompey goalkeeper David James is training with #afcb this morning with a view to signing for The Cherries #football Deja vu anyone?

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11715/8113417/Leeds-United-takeover-moves-closer-after-deal-to-buy-Elland-Road-club-agreed I wonder what could possibly have attracted them to Leeds Utd rather than Pompey?

No references to toast products on the signature list yet as far as I can tell..... http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/no-portpin-at-pompey/signatures