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Did anyone take her up the poop deck?

FFS - warn us before posting 'laugh out loud' posts for Christ's sake. That's another cup of coffee wasted on my screen

Free needle and thread with every post? ;-)

It's only a matter of time....

Mods - since when was 'cock' allowed through the profanity filter? It used to be on the banned list. As a Daily Mail reader I can't condone such dumbing down on here.

I've heard it's Winchester

It looked like the Birmingham keeper only made a half hearted attempt to stop Connolly's 'goal' having heard the offside whistle. There's more chance the keeper would have saved it had the offside not been flagged IMO.

Sat on a plane at Bergen Airport. Just heard the score. Chuffed as nine pence.

And I thought I led a sheltered life...

Are true stories allowed on this thread? Seriously...

^ Nutshell

Have you ever flown with Ryanair? (yes, I know, two wrongs don't make a right...) :-)

First hydrogen peroxide joke I've heard in a long while

And those public services will be even worse when they go out on strike... ;-)

I've just watched the full 90 minutes of the Saints vs Forest game again (released on Saints Player this afternoon), and the way we saw out the 5 minutes of injury time was even better than I remember from watching it in the stadium. I know there are probably finer periods of Saints play down the years, in particular in terms of offensive play, but the way we snuffed out the game on Saturday was sublime and wouldn't have shamed a Premier League or Champions League game IMO. Watch this period of play again in all its glory here: http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/articles/20110913/full-90-saints-3-2-forest-2nd-half_2264122_2449544/0,,10280~2449544~1,00.html p.s. I know this has been highlighted before on the match reaction thread, but having watched it again I felt compelled to highlight it again! p.p.s. Nigel's slow-mo reaction when the 5 minute board goes up is superb

Just before Wenger's new cheque book arrives through the post.

A colleague once fell asleep on a train to Clacton, Essex. He woke up in Clacton and stayed on the train to head back into London (good logic based on what I'm about to reveal...) He next woke up again in...Clacton... having gone down to London and back up again. The mildly amusing punchline is that he lived in Kent and was on the completely wrong line! Ah, the heady days of the late 80s...

P.s. What part of Norway do you reside? I'm flying in to Bergen on Friday

Yeah, but what about Phil?

*chuckles out loud* :-)

I'm also clinging onto my paper driving licence to avoid yet another Labour introduced stealth tax... (caveat: sticking my neck out somewhat there as I've no idea when the photo licences were introduced. Could be a nasty Tory idea for all I know but, hey, I've got a Labour bashing reputation to uphold so fingers crossed)

Does the lack of answers mean "yes" or "no"...?! :-)

Your guess is as good as mine. He should have posted the joke version of this rather than the factual example. Would have been far more amusing. IMHO of course.