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Haven't you heard? Deppo is self employed. In fact, that's not the only thing he does on his own, so I'm told..... ;-)

Ah, ye olde "two wrongs make a right " philosophy....you gotta love the human race.... ;-)

By Martin Samuel Last updated at 8:36 PM on 27th January 2011 Had I wanted to get the bullet this morning, I would have told you my favourite sexist joke. Oh, it’s a belter. You’ll find it on a Doug Stanhope DVD called Word Of Mouth. It’s got the lot. A sexual act and two polarised views of it, first female, then male. Nobody comes out with much credit and the punchline’s a killer. But I need the money, so I’ll let you look it up on the internet. Enjoy. The point is, we have to leave a little space in the day for us be the cheap, despicable folk we can all sometimes be; for all those cruel thoughts and jokes and private moments in which the worst is said, we laugh or we don’t, and then move on. As far as Andy Gray or Richard Keys go, this is not the case for the defence. Not a single line from Sky’s secret tapes has made me smile, and humour is integral here. We’ll forgive a lot if there’s a chuckle at the end of it. Sexism, even racism sometimes. I loathe the British National Party, but I did see Bernard Manning live, twice. To be an equal opportunity offender is the key. South Park rips into all religions, and even drew Mohammed to prove it, and at least Frankie Boyle is not angling to present a tea-time magazine show, like half of the comedians on television. There is a part of most of us that finds humour in the sick jokes that always come in the wake of tragedy, and we are all guilty of that inappropriate laughter at some time. More importantly, we must guarantee the freedom to do it, because otherwise contemplating the horrors of human existence would send us mad. Sexism is wrong, but to those who would pursue this matter until there is not a reel of off-air chatter that has not been inspected for incorrect attitudes, I would suggest taking a short look at the world around you, and winding your neck in. Article continues: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1351183/Want-real-sexism-Watch-TV-adverts.html

Yes. That's what the *cough* Daily Star *cough* reported...hence my question...How do we know for sure Matt went to the press directly rather than, for example, a 'dark force'...?

How do we know he personally went to the press in the first place...?

Ah, gotcha...! Only my 17th 'whoosh' moment thus far this year. Not bad for me... ;-) Not enough winking on this thread for my liking... ;-)

"Austin wanted..." ? Why would he personally be concerned who went to Swindon in a swap deal? Sorry if I misinterpreted your post.

Cortese playing a last minute trump card...?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1351245/The-return-Saints-As-Southampton-prepare-face-Manchester-United-memories-turn-1976.html

And not forgetting those of us that have offshored our postings to India. I have around 23 staff who operate on a rotational basis that post on my behalf. This post, for instance was made my Sragabart Muhakhal from the Puna office.

Cheers. For one horrible moment I thought we had another Skacel situation on our hands.

This is precisely why we should be devolving treatment decisions to GPs...

Could someone summarise the last 800 posts please? Thanks

Won't all the students be out somewhere marching or suchlike?

Why has the thread name changed (from 'Skacel' to 'Austin') ?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1328924/Blackpool-boss-Ian-Holloway-challenges-Premier-League-weakened-team-row.html

Didn't Holloway say that he'd quit football management if they were punished? I recall him being quite categoric about it.

Is he allowed to have a bet on himself....?

Nut. Shell.

That would also happen if we signed him....

My signed Matt Le Tissier photograph just this second fell off the wall after 3 years of being stuck up there. (actual true story) Make of that what you will.

Glasgow?

How about, sending a PM to one of the Admins on here - a metaphorical sealed envelope which can then be opened and independently verified after the event?

Come on love, keep up..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11787984