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Game / Title over

If some of the reports are to believed (both at the time and now) then Ralph had effectively lost the dressing room (well, at least some key players) and/or had burnt himself out, so there's every chance it could have been equally as bad if he'd clung on... (P.s. conscious I'm in danger of entering devils advocate territory here so I'll gracefully leave the 'what if?' debate there )

Not sure there's that many clown outfits to go around...

This. We'll probably be more turgid and lacklustre than normal, if that's even possible...

The fact of the matter is, we'll never know what would've happened if Ralph had stayed on.

Given today's reports of players pitching up late for training/meetings, forming cliques, etc, the new manager needs to be a no nonsense disciplinarian. Dare I say it, someone in the same mold as Dyche....?

The club needs a tough taskmaster to sort out this mess...

"Fought tirelessly" 😂😂😂

Don't pay them. Simple.

He went pop a while back

This

No, he's just a twat

If there's any Saints fans left in the stadium before the end of the game then they should consider themselves part of the problem (and that includes you too Rishi!)

Ha. Mitrovic... As per the script...

I genuinely can't think of any other explanation...

Genuine question: if you were a rich Pompey fan and wanted to sabotage your local rivals, what would you do differently to what Sport Republic have done this season? Anything? #conspiracytheory

When was the last time we had a free kick in JWP territory? Seems like months ago.

We're in danger of being relegated here

In all seriousness, surely there is a case for withholding the players wages given they are clearly not doing what they are paid to do? Genuine question for any employment lawyers out there.

Someone stick a rocket up these players arses, FFS. (Either that or stop paying them until they actually start doing what they're paid to do)

"Plan"

Put some clothes on before taking a photo FFS!

Ayling saying how much Alladyce has given them a lift. Stick that on your spreadsheets Ankersen...

Survival still on!!