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Indeed. All a bit weird

To be fair, so would you be if you'd worked for Gordon Brown for 13 years

Nice one

That would make a great positive news story on the OS. Surprised the PR dept hasn't seized the opportunity TBH.

172 online and watching the lounge. lol Just got in - anyone care to summarise the day so far in a nutshell? cheers

I Googled "monkey" "shaven" "Benali" and "Trampoline net" and got what I wanted

I can't work out if this should be in the "Cortese is a tyrant" or "Cortese is a dreamboat" sticky thread

There's no "i" in team

Only if that would bring people to their calendorial senses.

Good point. Cortese imports shaven monkeys and ties them to the trampoline net in Francis Benali's garden.

Mods, a suggestion: create two sticky threads. One entitled: "Cortese is a tyrant" and the other "Cortese is a dreamboat". Then all the other 'Saints' threads can be about non-Cortese stuff, such as football, pies, beer and Skacel. Win win.

Sigh

This is my favourite thread of the year so far. More chuckles than An Evening Bob Carolgees. More of the same please. :-)

I am sitting in a field watching my son's footie training wetting myself with laughter.

Stewards enquiry. Same time! :-)

officialsaints: Saints team Vs Eastleigh: Bialkowski. Saville, Reeves, Pulis, Martin, Tafazolli, Chamberlain, Robinson, Doble, Hoskins, Isgrove. #saintsfc

I know what you mean. I'm largely ambivalent but if pushed for an answer I'd plump for the previous version, purely on the basis of it being less 'bright' (the screen, not me...although, that said...)

As in...you can legally own a gun as long as you don't shoot people...? Or sparrows.

For the same reason Tescos don't reveal how much they paid the dairy farmer.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?24068-Cortese-waiting-for-new-Premier-League-squad-size-rule-to-kick-in

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?24215-Dickson-s-Tribunal-Today

Ryan Doble Martin Clunes

Joseph Mills Jedward

Ed Byrne Jose Fonte