trousers

Danny will be able to answer that one. It does baffle me somewhat.

Are you my wife?

First time for everything on here... ;-)

More importantly.....Glamour awards? WTF is all that about?

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Stop being a mong? After 41 years of fastidious training? A little harsh if you ask me. Perhaps I could slowly ween myself off....say 12 episodes of mongness for the first week gradually whittled down to 1 or 2 episodes by the start of the season?

Fret ye not.....here comes Cortese now, on his way back from the future with all the answers....

Keep up the speculation that he's not coming folks....

You paid £80 for a football....?

Flattery will get you nowhere..... No, if truth be known I'm as thick as mince. (True story)

Sod off *bad joke repeated twice in one thread for comical effect

FFS....the ink's not yet dry on the Skacel contract and you're questioning the ratification of other signings already......pfffff....

Only 11 posts behind..... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showpost.php?p=752497&postcount=892

Indeed. Hence I hereby speculate that Surman won't be re-joining us.....

Come on Surman - hurry up and agree a contract so both the kit and your return can be announced at the same time.....

Whatever gave them the impression people were impatient....? Anyone would think they are reading these threads.... p.s. anyone got a dictionary defintion of "soon" to hand....?

But (shock, horror)....that wouldn't be acting in the interests of all creditors....

No, humans are error prone. HTH ;)

Sorry.....Easy mistake....

Stop moaning FFS

Most likely

Wouldn't that make 50/50 a fairer assessment of the likelihood? Sorry, bored to tears here....

Sod it

The Football League didn't stop applying an aspirational rule to our situation a year ago that has only just been ratified this week.....I thus venture that logic and chronology doesn't always come into their decision making criteria.....