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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/denmark-kicks-your-grandmother-in-the-face-201105253862/ Denmark kicks your grandmother in the face 25-05-11 DENMARK may as well have kicked your lovely old grandmother right in the teeth, it emerged last night. The small, poorly defended nation has banned Marmite, confirming its status as by far the worst and most perverted of all the Scandinavian countries. It is the latest move to de-Anglify Danish society following bans on Rice Krispies, Cannon and Ball, angry, drunken racism and complaining about everything all the time.

I take it this all happened in the days before non-disclosure agreements....? ;-)

I've stopped buying large dogs in protest

This is getting serious

There's a 534 page thread on Nick Illingsworth, season tickets and stuff like that. I'll dig it out to save people the trouble of having to create another tome about exactly the same thing. HTH IMHO if course Make of that what you will. Monkey chicken zoo. Remy Martin Etc

I've stopped eating pastry in protest.

Me too. Can't belief no one's spotted the bit about him being a eunuch yet. Unbelievable.

Norfolk in chance. Tish. Boom. I'm here all week. Make of that what you will.

Are we paying his wages again now? Assume his loan ended at the weekend?

Care to describe their earlobes for us? Almost impossible to determine their identity otherwise.

Stop preaching to people to do what you want them to do....oh.... ;-))

The dinosaurs never existed. God invented dinosaur bones and hid them in the ground c.3,482 BC to hoodwink archeaologists in the future. Do keep up! :-)

Hmmm.....I was with you before that comment.... ;-)

Indeed. I'm already looking to next year's thread on the same subject.

Ok.....I'll join in, but only becuase it looks like jolly good fun.... My "try and catch you out but will no doubt fail miserably" question is: "Do you BELIEVE there was nothing before the 'big bang' or do you BELIEVE there was something? Please provide evidence for what you BELIEVE to be the correct answer" Thanks (p.s. if you're logical, like my good self of course, you'll answer: "I don't know, therefore I am agnostic on the subject")

Fore?

Anyway, the world is ending tomorrow at 6pm so this debate is futile..... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-preacher-warns-end-of-the-world-is-nigh-21-may-around-6pm-to-be-precise-2254139.html ;-)

I'm agnostic, so....."maybe"

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To keep website forum threads about religion going on for pages and pages of circular arguments?

Wouldn't God have simply tweaked the human being design to fit in with the different atmosphere so that we could survive under different conditions....?

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?22919-Season-tickets-released!/page2

Wouldn't it be easier to dig out the same 600 page thread on this topic from this time last year?