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They heard it on the grapevine.... And now I'm off for some sexual healing

Do you have their fax number per chance? (keep this up folks...we don't want those wiley characters on the Wolves message board to suspect we're making this up as we go along)

Yes

Good work agent BTF Certainly appreciated in these here parts Trousers Cell Block 17 Broadmoor

Because people keep asking why it refuses to lie down? Just a hunch. Might not be true

I morally support both protests, but agree that a 'march away/boycott' protest would have a greater impact than a 'march to/attend' protest. (if both were of the same scale and thus comparable on a like-for-like basis) FWIW, I think it was a shame that the thread starter felt it necessary to include an opinion on what protest was best as it set the scene for the tone of the thread thereafter. A simple declaration that both protests are complimentary would have been less contentious opening post IMHO

The same Hungarians that Steve Morgan and Wolves have forged a relationship with....?

Sorry, just laughed out loud at the roof line... I'm also just a tad concerned that you don't seem to know who or what your "friends" are.... :confused:

Ah...just noticed the "as far as we are aware" caveat. So, if the local rag isn't 100% certain then there's still every hope....I suggest we run for another 6 pages just in case....

No worries. Just enjoy the notoriety for years to come! Might as well out your friend, and whoever told him, now though? Eye-for-an-eye and all that....name and shame I say!

Please keep food related puns to the "Saints players attack fan (allegedly)" thread. Thanks.

Who sent it to your friend in the first place?

http://www.molineuxmix.co.uk/vb/showthread.php?t=36158 They obviously don't realise that most of us just play along with these 'rumours' as they seem to think we were taken in by it.....double bluff... p.s. and they're not as good at the 'play on words' game as us....

Why do I get the feeling that the alleged victim is telling a Whopper?

What's the betting that the police just tikka them off in the end?

I'm trying to rice above it to be honest

These players are foo yung if you ask me

I've heard that the alleged victim asked the Saints pair if they wanted a pizza the action. Fear not....it get's wurst

Relish the thought

Salt but no vinegar on their chips?

The police have been looking for a motive but have found naan.

Disagree with that. Oh, and you're missing three apostrophies in your post, for ****'s sake. This is a joke (albeit of the poor variety)

"Welcome to St Mary's where Southampton entertain Manchester United in the 3rd round of the FA Cup. And we start with news that the majority of Southampton fans have boycotted the game in protest against Rupert Lowe and the major shareholder who keep him at the helm. Which is precisely why you can see thousands upon thousands of empty seats tonight. What a pivotal and influencial message this must be sending to the Southampton boardroom and in front of a worldwide TV audience. It wouldn't surprise me if the board resigned en masse in the morning and set this once great club back on the road to recovery as a result"