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It's ****ney rhyming slang edit: didn't know co_ckneys were banned on here.... p.s. how on earth are we supposed to start a discussion about male hens? eh?

Sounds like he saw quite a few of our games last season then....

No.

p.s. only 1 gold star for this thread I'm afraid....would have been 2 but 'duplication' loses another star. Harsh but fair.

I'm proud of myself regardless of class.

No...by Epithany

I have given this thread a 2 gold star rating. Harsh but fair.

Is it 17 ?

Large thanks x

Promotion

I'm thinking...."Whoossshh"

Fanny

Aye....80x80 pixels is a tad stingy.....the smallest I can get mine is Google Picassa thumbnail size which is 144 pixels. These aren't huge and are under the 19.5k size limit so not sure why such a low pixel restriction? 144 should be fine.

Hooray. Nice one chaps

Can I have this as my avatar.....thanks edit: ah....have just seen that the self-upload facility has been activated.....doesn;t like the above pic though as it's bigger than 80 x 80..... blimey...it's not huge....I'd have expected a little more than 80 x 80 for my fiver!

Oh no....all the Golden Post takeover threads have gone! Conspiracy theory alert..... Seems a lot of effort to go to to try and convince people Paul Allen was never interested....

It must be the early 80s when I was last as excited about a new season as I am about the forthcoming one....love him or hate him, Lowe (and his Dutch friends) has succeeded in raising the interests levels....noone can deny that....

I tried doing this from the 'Edit Avatars' section but can't see an 'upload' option (just 'save' and 'reset' options.... Good job I kept my receipt for the fiver outlay....!

Perhaps I should include a "Mr Winky" when I'm trying to be ever so slightly amusing....?! Like creating a takeover thread asking who'll be the first to start a takeover thread.....subtlety was never my strong point.....anyway....here he is:-

Why has this thread got lots of gold stars on the index page?

Is that in your honest opinion Morph?

No, but Green Shield Stamps are acceptable

I thinks that's the highest rank you can have without paying....well, that's what Jonathan Ross told me anyway..... (what's that you say Jonathan? Ahhh..."rank".....I get it now. Thanks)