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Relax. He's not real

"Hello, is that Mr Allen? Hi. Just a quick call to say thanks for your offer to buy my shares at 20p each. Too low I'm afraid. 50p and you've got yourself a deal. No? OK, well thanks for your interest."

Quiz time.... What's slower? The rate at which Saints accumulate points or the rate at which the mods allow Sundance Beast to accumulate infractions ?

You've got to hand it to him. That Mr Allen chap has been a very patient man.

PC World is still open. They do scanners. Hurry, early closing on Sundays. Thanks.

"My hovercraft is full of eels"

p.s. beer is question is Grolsch....which is mildly ironic!

Have had too many beers to work this one out, and I think I've posed the question before, but is there any way that taking the club into administration would actualyy work in Lowe's (and Wilde's?) favour....? Everyone is thinking that they couldn't afford to see the club go into administration but perhaps, just perhaps, they've worked out a way of turning it to their advantage....and are somehow engineering such an outcome....? As I say, all logic and common sense tells me otherwise but I have this nagging doubt....

Hugh Fisher for manager!

Hmmm....half term game.....good point....hadn't made the connection.....might take the nipper....

£10m shy?

For the first time ever I will defend Lowe here.....this is nothing to do with Lowe.....Saints are in financial straits....Barclays are in financial straits.....Stern John being offloaded is a relatively small piece of the jigsaw at what is the beginning of the end game..... If Southampton Football Club is in existence in it's current guise at the end of the season I will eat Mary Corbett's cat

He looked good in pre-season matches

Haven't had time to read through all the posts so apologies if this has already been asked..... ....but.... How can someone who was a make-weight in Kenwyn Jones' transfer be on an unaffordable wage? Beggars belief

No, not at all....was just trying to think of someone bigger....Accrington might well fit the bill.... In which case, I would say...."yes"....we will become the first "big" current club to go under..... We will rise again though....I know I will be shot down in flames for this but I'm actually quite looking forward to supporting a 'grass roots' club again when we rise from the ashes next season....

Who currently holds that record? Aldershot?

My clock goes back this weekend. I just hope I kept the receipt.

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I would venture what was "easy" to get a year or so ago is not quite as "easy" to get now (in the financial world)....

Cheers Jonah - I think that's the first explanation about how share trading works that I've actually understood on here!