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So Ballard defo off or in the first team...? Good to see Diamond Edwards back

Sexist

Back of the net! Did I miss anything whilst away?

Ducking out to bag a couple of James Blunt tickets.... back shortly...

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We're going to walk this league

Too much information

File under: damn, foiled again

File under: "Well, he would say that, wouldn't he"...

Hmm... he would only name-drop KWP and Bednarek if he had some inside info (IMO)...

Ballard? "If he's good enough then...."

I'd forgotten all about him! Assume he's staying given no transfer noise about him?

Dom Ballard is now 2 years older than Theo Walcott was when he started playing regularly in the Championship. Do we think Dom is ready to start playing regularly at this level? If not, why not...? Maybe he's another Seager rather than another Walcott...? #thinkingoutloud

Could Fraser play as a central striker?

FFS, land the f**Ker!

And now for the scrotum?

I think the captain is drawing a massive cock...?

Sightseeing tour of the south coast...

"Missed the airport mate..."

Going for a St Mary's fly-by before landing?!

Aer Lingus still coming in first... Although Stewart just overtook it at 7,000 feet