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Chinese people that can't be bothered to pronounce the surname 'Cholmondeley' correctly...

How do you pronounce IKEA...?

I could be wrong (hard to believe I know) but IMO there are two distinct versions of 'Russ-ball'... First there's the more turgid ideological / purist version and then there's the more entertaining pragmatic/ hybrid version. Today we saw the latter (as we did versus Leeds, for example) but more often than not we see the former... More of the latter please Russ me ol' mucker (As I say, there's every chance I'm talking bollocks here, so take with a pinch of salt, obviously)

Definitely a better option as an impact sub rather than in the starting 11 IMO

Get Dibling on FFS!

Aribo close!

Hope we give Dibling 10 minutes

Wish we played this way more than once every 9 games

I'm going to claim that second goal. You're welcome 😁

Boom!

I heard a rumour that the PL is a higher level but don't quote me on that...

Prefer it when we get our one goal per game later than this....

Hunch confirmed, sadly

Today's pre-match press conference

Stop moaning about people moaning FFS!

How much have you put on us getting promoted...?

Yeah... those pesky kids on the internet commenting on what they see and hear... you'd never get that back in my day! They don't know they're born! #imbeciles #dontmentionthewar

*press conference

People on the internet selectively choosing media reports that match their own world view....? Whatever next....?

He applied the same warped logic to those of us that weren't overly critical of Ralph. Hey ho... each to their own I guess....

Yeah... Those pesky kids... Wanting us to win convincingly rather than scraping through games... They've never had it so good...! (Translation: one can be happy that we're unbeaten yet still be critical of how we're achieving it. The two aren't mutually exclusive... #logical #commonsense #aardvark)

Someone needs to tell Google they've got their definition of 'save' wrong... (Not least because they call it 'soccer'... )

He prevented an inevitable goal with his intervention. Doesn't matter to me whether it's called a "save" or something else. It stopped a goal being scored. Simple as that.