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He'll always be a legend to us cultist fan boys. Ralph makes me moister than you and Lord D combined, and that's a high level of dampage, I can tell you.

Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people Sharing all the world

Here's hoping his latest calf injury doesn't keep out for as long as his previous calf injury did...

Ok, so just a coincidence it came straight after a defeat...fair enough...

I predict a similar build up thread to the Man Utd and Man City games...

How much did you win?

Why did you wait for our first defeat in 5 games to remind us how insightful you are...?

If only the mods realised it was posted by someone who had already been banned...

"cult of Ralph" 😂

Actually, on reflection, you're absolutely right. The 'apologists' (aka "fan boys" #chortle) are almost as incessant as those that can't wait to have a pop at him...

I'm inclined to disagree. I think overall, a draw would probably have been viewed as the 'fairest' result. However, had McCarthy made two routine saves for their two tame efforts, and we'd come away with a win, I wouldn't have viewed that as 'undeserved' given the amount of chances we had versus theirs, overall.

Unlike the hindsight brigade who knew he would have a great season...

Textbook

Paternal leave and injury

Watford 4 Man Utd 1 😂

Game over. Decent first half, crap second half. One defeat in 5 games. Hey ho. Will leave the knee jerk over-reactions to the usual suspects.

@DT sets the bait and they duly bite. Textbook

Looks like we're going to be propping up our inferior neighbours then. Hope they accept our money with gratitude and grace.

I was diagnosed with Ulcerative Colitis in 2019 (now full blown Crohn's) and have had similar symptoms to what Josh describes. Very scary when in a 'flare' situation. So fully emphasize with him. Good luck Josh ❤️

I’m not Glasgow / heisenberg / kenya, if that’s what you’re getting at You seem to know a lot of history about a poster and his previous incarnations for a relatively new member of the forum... #justsaying

Doesn't that assume they are good Americans rather than bad Americans...?

He gets some decent bites though. Very impressive at his craft to be fair. Credit where credit's due.

# Devil's Advocate Klaxon # Or, maybe he thought... "Sod that for a game of soldiers... We've already lost this one and we've already qualified anyway... I'll preserve my hamstrings thank you very much rather than partake in a meaningless gut-busting exercise"..?

He's never been to Fratton Park then? #bestest

Who?