trousers

Why an agnostic atheist? Why not an agnostic theist?

I've no idea

Which of those two words would you use to label me? I've no idea if there's a God or not and I spend zero time pondering whether I believe one or the other.

Fixed it for you

Luckily, I've got @Lord Duckhunter in the 'definitive answer' sweepstake

Sajid Javid new Health Sec

Does this mean the self-appointed social media intelligentsia will now turn their attention to the arguably more important matter of pondering how such a security breach in the heart of government was possible in the first place?

@Lord Duckhunter - grateful if you could post every 2 minutes to remind us how much you dislike Wales. I'm sat here in fear that it may slip our minds if you stop telling us. Much obliged.

Hancock gone.

Knicker

The most famous person I ever saw at close quarters at Waterloo in my 34 years of commuting was Ed 'Stewpot' Stewart. #crackerjack

I'll ask him when I see him next Tuesday...

Bobby Davro's only met 2% of his fans (Source: Ipsos MORI). Does that make him unpopular?

If Brexit makes it more difficult for me to access the self-congratulatory morally superior musings on the Saintsweb Forum whilst abroad then every cloud....

...that achieves what it sets out to achieve, i.e. getting people to bite and talk about them on football forums etc... #nosuchthingasbadpublicity #clickbait

Given Hancock's hard line stance on Neil Ferguson at the time, surely he's toast now. He'll 'resign' before the close of play today I reckon.

I'm followed by 'Goats Don't Shave'. Beat that losers.

Or we could all go on holiday and leave our phones (and our worries) behind for two weeks, just like we used to in the good old days... #firstworldproblems

Looks decent enough. The Saints badge looks more tacky than the official photos though (i.e. more white surround)

Saintsweb Forum; Tuesday 29th June; circa 7.15pm Jordan Henderson misses decisive penalty in shoot-out... SWF: "Ward-Prowse would have buried that" Lord D : "Pony... wah wah wah... nice son-in-law.... Wah wah wah..."