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How many more times FFS... Our universe is a computer simulation. Everything typed on this thread (for example) has been computer generated. None of us actually exist.

MLG, just to satisfy my idle curiosity, are you aware that you're the subject of a wind-up and are playing along for a bit of a giggle, or are you blissfully unaware..? Yours, Lord T P.s. any know when the mods get back from their holidays, religious or otherwise...?

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FFS #fantasyfootballteamgoingdownthepan

Textbook

Yep, Ings anticipated the back pass before it happened. Not many strikers would have got to the ball as Ings did. So, yes, bad pass but needed the awareness and tenacity of one of our own players to convert it into a goal. More good judgement than luck.

7 points from our 3 Christmas games. Happy with that. Decent enough performance today, especially 2nd half. Closer to top half of table than relegation zone as things stand. #positivity

7 points from our 3 Christmas games. Happy with that. Decent enough performance today, especially 2nd half.

Should be winning this

Djenepo goes close!

Defensive error, but Ings saw that coming a mile off. Great anticipation.

Ings!! Get in!

It got a bite though... #missionaccomplished

Just because he didn't choose either of those dates doesn't mean he chose 25th December for religious reasons. (And, yes, I'm aware there's a wind-up going on and that MLG is blissfully unaware... )

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This computer simulated universe could do with a reboot P.s. at least Boxing Day fell on the 26th December this year

Superb!

Human beings in having different tastes in comedy shocker...

Brendan Rodgers masterclass

I reckon we should play Ings having correctly rested him Vs Chelsea

"Madness to rest Ings..." Happy Christmas

"madness to rest Ings"

Ralph doesn't make subs until at least the 60th minute...

Yep, bizarre from. Adams there

Get in!!! Shame we rested Ings....